OK. Yep. That's totally me. I'm a stuffed drunk pig! After my nieces preschool graduation tonight we were supposed to meet for pizza. 2 of the 3 families had to cancel due to "sick" children, some skinny bitches will do anything to get out of a fattening meal!
Anyway, my family still went! I ate so much freaking pizza I could have won a freaking competition! I also drank half a pitcher of sangria. Yep. I'm feeling good my friends, feeling good. That is except for the knot in my throat, the lump in my tummy, and the roll that is hanging over my elastic waist jammies {did you think I was gonna say jeans?}, I can't even take a deep breath! Oh and if that isn't hot enough for ya I'm burping Greek salad too. Yep, did I forget to mention I had salad too. I know, I know as Paris would day "that's HooooootT!"
On another note. I have shared with you a few times how I tell each of my girls that they are my favorite...look what I found while out shopping today.
Seriously! How perfect are these?!!?
Well I'm really freaking beat so I'm off to try to get some sleep, I'm actually tired...go figure right!
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I'm crying ... you are all shades of wrong, but oh so funny.
I have missed my shawn-qui-qui the past few days! Will be glad when school is finito!
*burp* Beer me, dude.
I love these jammies! (btw - it is only proper that you helped to eat the pizza when 2 other families left the pizza guy in a lurch. You were just doing the right thing...)
Oh, yeah---you have fat rolls---right! Can't see them in your pics---you are gorgeous, girl!
The food sounds delish, though---yum!
hey- you had a salad so you're redeemed...
u are just too funny!!!
Seriously...I love the Mom's Favorite...so stinking cute!
Better get out Jillian's Shred!! Seriously...your body will thank you!
Any big end of the year...school plans? Have a fab weekend!
Love the PJs!!!!
~Becca
Hilarious!
Love those tops! Stuffed drunk pigs are my favorite kind...just so you know!
I have to limit myself on how often we eat out because for some reason at home I eat really good and healthy but when we go out I gorge myself and always leave miserable! Mexican food is the worst! I eat chips until I want to puke and that's usually before my meal even gets there!
I LOVE being a stuffed drunk pig ;-) too bad I always sleep like crap afterwords though!
Too funny. Sangria is yummy...so, is pizza...and Greek salad. I would have been right there with you...stuffed and maybe not drunk, but at least tipsy. I have to stop myself b/c I start feeling hot and very sleepy if I drink too much...those two things aren't a good combination. That's Hott! (I love that, my husband hates it...which makes me say it more.)
Cute shirts for your girls!
Stuffed and drunk. It doesn't get any better.
Love the shirts. I want one for my next visit with my sisters.
need those shirts for my girls
You do the 'You're my favorite" thing too??? It's such a great bribery tool!
pizza and mixed drinks! How can you go wrong?
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