There are just so many things that completely gross me out that I feel compelled to share them with you. Aren't you so happy we're friends?!!?
The "diaper" that is at the bottom of the chicken carton. Ever tried pulling that off before the chicken was completely defrosted! GAG!
Seeing someone with ear wax just a hangin'. Q-tip anyone?
Gym equipment that I have to put my skin on when you can clearly see the sweat from the previous person. Towel or no towel that's just plain nasty! That's how people get funky skin diseases ya know.
Seeing someone wearing cute little summer sandals with feet that clearly haven't had a pedicure in eons! Got an electric sander handy?
Drying my hands with a real towel in a public place. Can you say germs?
Nose pickers. OK really? We are sitting at the same stop light, it's a beautiful sunny day and your windows are not tinted. I've 4 words for ya. I. Can. See. You.
Watching someone swim. Have you ever really payed attention to what they do when they come up from under the water? They first spit a mouth full of water out and then wipe their nose and you know there's always something there! Oh sure come on in the water's nice! No thank you!
Kisses from dogs that aren't mine. Oh I am a huge dog lover and I will pet them and love on them and play with them but I do not want them to lick me! I really have to know the dog before I will let that big pink tongue lap the side of my face. Ya know I'd kind of like you to buy me dinner first! Mine, well we share ice cream comes. Whatevah!
Back hair...on women. No I'm just joking. But seriously girls please love your man enough to buy him a gift certificate for a back wax. Fathers Day is just around the corner and nothing says I love you like hot wax!
Well there you have it things that make me go ewwwww.
Happy Friday Y'all