Does Daddy's have one too?

Conversations like this happen all of the time here at the Seriously house but I never remember them long enough to share. This one I had to document right away!

Let me set it up for ya. Peanut is sitting on the floor rubbing Rogues belly and giving him some much needed love since he's still not feeling too hot. The rest of us are still sitting around the dinner table enjoying a very yummy Chicken Parmesan dinner.

Peanut: Hey Mom you know that thing that hangs down by Rogues belly?

Me: ummmm yes. Please remember that we have 3 female dogs and that our beloved Gator died when she was only 6.

Honey is now covering her face in anticipation of what's to come and Babe is clearing his plate trying to ignore the curious questions coming from his innocent little 9 year old.

P: You know the thing that's attached to his belly that has like a line that goes all the way to his, ummm, you know, butt?

Me: hmmmm, what?

P: OK. OK. OK. You know how sometimes there's a pink thing that hangs out?

Me: Yes, I know what you're talking about.

P: OK. I'm not talking about the pink thing, I'm talking about the part of him that is attached to his body that hangs. But what is that pink thing anyway?

Me: Well, the pink thing is his penis.

P: What? That's his penis? Then what's this? {pointing to the area of anatomy in question}.

Now Babe is standing there dumbstruck and Honey is really doing her best not to burst out laughing.

Me: Well, that's the skin that holds his penis. His penis is inside of it.

P: Wait, I'm confused!

Me: It's like a sleeping bag for his penis {thanks Amy}.

P: Oh. Oh. Oh. I get it now. Does Daddy have a sleeping bag too?

Honey can no longer contain herself and starts to cackle. Babe, in complete horror, put his hands up and says loudly "enough, enough, enough! We're NOT even having this conversation, I'm going to watch TV"!

P: Well, does he?