Friday Freebies w/ Heidi

Yep that's right today is Freebie Friday, Freaky Friday, Friday Freebie! The ever so wonderful Heidi over at Sacred and Profane, not to be confused with Scared and Profane { I did that last time, sorry Heidi} hosts a GIVE-A-WAY every Friday! You heard me right EVERY Friday! This week she has asked me to help her out, I've done it before and met so many wonderful people by doing it that I said absolutely, no twisting of the arm needed!

If you're a virgin to my blog welcome! If you've been around the block a time or two welcome back. But please let me tell you there's a name for girls like you so be careful!

What to give away has been weighing heavy on my heart all week. I have thought long and hard and have made my decision...I will be giving away one of my children. Now before you get all up in arms I'm gonna let you choose which one! Dang, my generosity has nearly brought me to tears! You can pick Smart-ass #1 my darling Honey or Smart-ass #2 the ever so precious Peanut.

JK JK

I'm suffering with the complete inability to focus and must hit PUBLISH POST within the next 5 minutes. If I fail I will have the wrath of Heidi and will more than likely be the topic of one of her Seriously Profane posts or worse she'll call me out via Vlog! The cause of my inattentiveness could be the fact that I am deliriously tired, slightly, more than slightly down right buzzed from the very needed Xanax I just took or still in a state of euphoria from the peanut butter and honey sandwich I just ate in the quiet of my sleeping house. That bad boy was so good I licked the drippings off the counter, OH YES I DID! I'm not sure of the exact cause but that really doesn't matter now does it?

When I was little I used to love to watch Lets Make A Deal. I always thought it was the weirdest thing to ask a woman to find a paperclip in her purse in order to get a chance to play but then I met Natalie and it's not so strange to me anymore! She once had a full sized stapler in her purse and had no clue why! Dontcha just love friends like that!

So that's what I'm going to do, we're playing Let's Make A Deal!

I have 3 different things for the winner to choose from. I will just simply give the coordinating package once the winner has given me their number of choice.

Here are the items I have and of course as Samantha Harris would say they are in no particular order.

**A box of Halloween....A decoration or two, a hand painted BOO frame from yours truly and quite possibly a bag of candy corn!

**A $25 gift card to either Target or Starbucks...your choice!

**A surprise, cuz who doesn't like a good surprise?!!? I will visit your blog, take a look around and put something together just for you! It's very likely that it will include something hand painting by me and a little something sweet. I promise no socks from Rogue!

****Bonus****

Providing Florida is a participating state I will also include ONE Let's Make A Deal scratch off lottery ticket! {all winnings must be shred 50/50 with Seriously Shawn}

So here's how you can win.

1. Leave me a comment cuz, well, I'm a comment whore and I just haven't been gettin' it much lately!

2. Leave an additional comment if you are a follower of my blog

3. Leave Heidi a comment telling her how wonderful she is to host this each and every week {be sure to come back and tell me you did}!

There you have it 3 possible entries...now off you go!

Happy Friday Freebie Y'all!

Entry opportunities for Friday Freebie will end at midnight Saturday and the winner will be picked at random.org and announced on Sunday!