Twas the Day Before Christmas

It's the day before Christmas and I'm the only one up, no one is stirring not even the pup. The TV is on but Honey's asleep that pesky teenager can be such a sneak.

I'm still in my jammies, hot coffee in hand when I grab the new People to escape to another land. A place where people clearly don't care if their clothes match, their boobs show or if they've brushed their hair.

I'm on page 14 and my jaw dropped to the floor. Is that little Miley kissing the "boy next door"? And what is she wearing? I refuse to go back to the waist of my pants coming up to mid-back!

Pages 15 and 16 have more of the same. Fergi's boobs wanna come out and play with the press and Nicole's hair is nothing more than a hot curly mess. Brittany's baby has a paci and he's pushing 4 and David Beckham needs a personal stylist for sure!

Hugh Jackman does yoga and Brooke Shields goes ice-skating and on page 24 there's more Tiger, how frustrating! Hootchies having babies and who's dating who this has my stomach churning worse than the swine flu!

There's house shoppers and pill poppers on page 28 and the Duggars 19th baby was born under weight. I zip right through the movies, books and more to see what the "Best of the Decade" has in store.

The dresses where long the dresses where short. Most intriguing people, not one little bit! You need to shave, yes you, Mr. Pitt! Kate Gosselin, Obama you're both a real bore come on People I so expected more!

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian you annoy me and make me want to smash your facesin! Real Housewives, Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga and Chaz oh I can feel it I'm about to spaz!

And just when I felt I could take it no more I was saved by Robert, Ryan and fallen hero's on page 154. Another decade has come to an end, are you kidding me we're heading into 2 thousand and 10!

At church tonight will will sing and praise the birth of a baby that came to save. Jesus Christ was born for me and for you, for that I am thankful through and through!

The quiet is over my family is up and now I have children and dogs running amuck. There's still wrapping and shopping that has to be done before we head to the Brock's for some Christmas Eve fun.

Now I'm off to get this day underway but not before I say Merry Christmas to all and to all a good day!