Mimi over at Living in France has started a new meme...F-Bomb Friday. OK how much do you love that?!!? Oh I cannot wait to see what my memory stirs up or what crazy things from my "ordinary life" will make the cut. Head on over to Mimi's and link up now. Go on what the F are you waiting for?
I was sleeping soundly at 3:30 this morning when a very large puppy, whose name sounds a lot like Rogue, swiped me across the back. OUCH! Again he hit me in the lower back and then in the leg. He cried. He whined. He finally resorted to smacking the sliding glass door with that ginormous paw of his. I get up, turn the alarm off and let him out. He runs to the yard where he proceeds to have the squirts!
Great!
Super!
I bring him in and put him in his cage for the rest of the night until 4:40 when the heavy breathing and whimpering, of the same dog whose name sounds a lot like Rogue, wakes me again. This time I slip on hubby's Crocs and turn the outside light on and stand out there in the cold to see what happens. Apparently he's bashful because every time he saw me coming towards him he would turn and walk away.
Back inside.
Back in the cage.
Sleeping again...6:10...heavy breathing...cry...whimper...cry.
SERIOUSLY!
Back outside I take him for the same routine.
Back inside.
Back in the cage.
Back to sleep when the freaking alarm sounds at 6:45. I'm so not conditioned for this "new baby" sleep pattern.
I call the vet and tell her I believe he has ANOTHER sock in his stomach causing him pain and giving him a bad case of the squirts, that's the only thing getting past the freaking sock! I bring him in for her to feel his stomach and sure enough she feels something this time. In the past it's already been into his colon and on its way out so it couldn't be felt. This time it was there big as day. But where? An x-ray was needed to see where. Of course that 71 pound (he gained 5 pounds in 10 days) asshat would not hold still so a big ol' shot of doggy Xannax was given {I so need some of that}. More
x-rays and there it is. The good news is it's on it's way out.
So, I'm on my way to go pick up a drugged dog and his "let it slide" medicine. We'll see how long it takes for it to come out, hopefully it will be before I drink myself to a drunken stupor and outside!
All of this has certainly made me say "what the F"...more than once!
Happy Friday Y'all!
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10 comments:
You think he would of learned the first time!
I am soooo sorry but all I can do is laugh.... my day is going similar to that as well. A total WTF day for sure! Hope your lil trouble maker is ok & it "passes" soon !
Oh for crap's sake! Why do they never learn?!?!
Ohmagosh. I can't imagine (yes i can, i've done it) having to wait to watch a dog drop a deuce. Poor Shawn! Damn dog. Thank you for linking up with me!!
I'm so sorry! I hope he's okay...and that you soon get to have a full night's sleep again!
Dogs are bashful, I know. Our lab looks up over her shoulder to see if we are watching from the kitchen window. How do I know? Well we were watching of course.
These same dogs will lick themselves to distraction in front of a room full of company without a second thought. WTF?
I would be times like this I would be grateful the dog is crate trained. Can you imagine the mess otherwise. Now that would make you swear.
So what did he eat this time...? Was it another sock? WTF, indeed. I hope you catch up on your sleep soon. :(
So, did the sock make it's way out? Now the question is...are you going to wash the sock? LOL, yeah I know the answer. My Mom's chocolate lab (RIP DeltaDawg) use to get so excited to see her when she came home. One day she ate my Mom's expensive gold hoop earring. So, she waited and waited and the next day or two, we found that sparkly earring in her P**P. She washed it up and I think she still wears it to this day!
Love those Rogue stories!!
oh my! That is the exact reason we don't need any more animals...although my boys would argue a case against me!!! ;)
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