I couldn't nail a stud if I was Kim Kardashian! A 2x4 stud that is, remember I am married to Babe!
This week while I was trying to hang a traverse rod, you know to make nailing my stud a little more romantic and relaxing with window treatments and all {we haven't had window treatments in the bedroom for over 2 years. When we put in wood floors they came down and I just never got around to replacing them. But after our Pastor and his darling wife talked all about what should be going on in the marriage bed I decided window treatments needed to be a priority!}. So I set off to Bed Bath and Beyond and bought what I needed.
Babe is a lot of things, patient and handy when it comes to household repairs isn't one of them so I had to do it myself. Now I admit, I have one mean temper especially when it comes to not being able to do something and if what's stopping me is physical strength that makes it even worse!
So when I stood atop my ladder, power drill in hand and after carefully measuring to make sure everything would be just perfect I hit a freaking stud! Actually I don't even think it was a stud I think it was concert freaking block! So I got pissed and being true to myself I proceeded to beat the ever lovin' crap out of the wall. I beat that biotch until it had a beautiful hole in it! Whatever, the drapes will cover it up!
This is actually before I lost my control a second time...it's much worse now, it's now a huge hole with dent marks from the hammer, scratches in the paint and pieces of drywall now lie on the floor!
Go ahead, judge away!
So you you know what Kim Kardashian, my new BFF, and I have in common...we both excel at nailing studs!
Off to my cruise....be back Tuesday try not to miss me too much!













9 comments:
That's hilarious. Hanging window treatments and blinds have to be the WORST job to do. I can't do it either. And I have a stud finder, too! :)
You crack me up!!! Have a great time on your cruise! :)
Hahaha...hilarious! Have so much fun! I WILL miss you!!
LOL you are too funny. That is one huge hole. Yikes. Have fun on your cruise.
Have a great time on your cruise! Window treatments can wait another few days, right?
:)
LOL!!! Have fun on your cruise!!
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I'm the worst at hanging things!
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