Tuesday, February 16, 2010

No thanks necessary



Picture this...


It's 7:50ish and Peanut and I are on our way to school. We were of course running late, so late that instead of taking the 2 minutes to put Rogue in his cage I let him join us. A car ride is usually something that only Deja gets to do but again I was running late. So we're approaching the school when I hear the ever so distinctive sound that I have come to dread. The sound of Rogue wrenching from the depths of his belly about to bring something up. I turn just in time to see a sock being tossed from his mouth onto the seat of my car. Aww but the sock was not alone it was accompanied with some lovely yellow bile that smells like freaking death. The runny yellow stink is now running down my seats finding it's way into every crease and ending up pooling in the pouch that holds the seat belt. I quickly pull the car over, jump out and grab the roll of paper towels from the back and clean it up all the while Peanut is in the the front seat gaging!

At this point I was very thankful that I had taken the extra minute this morning to change from my jammie bottoms into a pair of yoga pants. I'm not sure I could have faced the parents at tonight's PTA meeting knowing that they quite possibly saw me cleaning dog vomit from the back seat of my car in my jammies!

Now I ask you, is this anyway to start your day?

I cannot tell you how much my girls only cruise is needed! Thursday cannot come fast enough!

And just because I'm a giver I've decided to share...


Enjoy!



7 comments:

MiMi said...

You must really really love your dogs, because I would have tied him to the bumper ala Vacation and made him walk behind! Gah!

Rhonda said...

Okay...gag...did you really have to share that. Ha!

Oh my goodness. I don't wear pj bottoms any more after almost wrecking last week. All I could think about after the boys of course was being stuck in my pj's, no coat...humilated. Oh, and I left my cell phone home too. Just great! So glad we didn't end up in the ditch!

He & Me + 3 said...

I am so glad you love that dog. That is just crazy. I am still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that he eats socks.

Myya said...

Boy is he testing you or what!!! Nothing NOTHING is worse then puke running into every crack & creveas of your car seat uggghhh & getting on the seat belt... that is awful too!!! Please tell me you have leather... I feel for you!!!

Stella said...

You just can't make this stuff up...oh and bile is always so easy to clean up! Hope you are having a more enjoyable day!

Vivienne said...

Ya, what MiMi said! Gack! Thanks for sharing. I hope you have a great time on your cruise!!!

Bridget said...

Eeeeewwwwwww!!! Now I think I need a cruise!! :D

 
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