* Dear Severe Sinus Infection: Thank you very much for your extended 14 day visit and for the throbbing headache that makes looking down and bending over almost as painful as childbirth. You can go away now!
* Dear Rogue: Thank you very much for costing me $129 at the vet yesterday and being on a medicine that makes you drink like a Motha and pee like a Motha...you know what... I thoroughly enjoyed getting out of bed to take you out last night for your marathon pees at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30, 4:15 and 6:15! It's a good thing you're cute!
* Dear Creepy Lawn Guy: Thank you very much for admiring my beautiful daughter. Now close your mouth {your gold grill does nothing for her I promise} and pick up that shovel, enough is enough already I want my yard done!
* Dear Love Struck Bird: What you see is your reflection in the window not a potential lover. She will never, no matter how hard you try love you the same way you love her. It's been 6 days, get a clue, she's just not that into you dude!
{This is not my bird, I do believe the yard mans gold grill may have finally scared him away. This picture is courtesy of cleantechnica.com}
* Dear Patience, Self Control and Hormones: Patience, thank you very much for being the size of an anorexic gnat. I love nothing more than yelling at my children for no reason. Self Control, thank you very much for allowing me to eat an entire King sized Heath bar because it helps keep the guilt of being such a sucky Mom at bay. Hormones, thank you very much for making me cry while picking out graduation cards. Seriously, why does a tassel swinging from a rear view mirror give me a lump in my throat and make my eyes fill with tears?
* Dear Caller Id: Thank you very much for the heads up. I can always count on you when I'm not in the mood for that particular person!
* Dear Husband and Daughters: Thank you very much for making my life purposeful. I love you!
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11 comments:
OH, those letters make me laugh!
Your daughter IS gorgeous, I think I'd even stare! LOL
Great Thank You's!! We used to have birds do that same thing. We also had bushes with berries and they would eat them, get drunk, and then run into our window and break their wings. It was so pathetic.
I'm so sorry about your sinus infection. That really sucks!!
I'm right there with you on hormones and patience.
Thanks for linking up!
Your daughter is gorgeous! Birds can be so dumb huh! Sorry you think you are a sucky mom sometimes, but seriously it is so nice to hear that other mom's think they are sometimes. Makes me feel a little more normal! :)
Your last pic is is great, you have such a beautiful family!
Loved your letters! She is beautiful! I'm exhausted. I just led 140 K students in 3 songs at graduation. Yep...exhausted. Sorry for the short/long comment.
I love love this picture. Some purdiness in these genes. hugs!
Ok these are absolutely fantastic :) I love the little view into your world just through letters! Thank you for eating the Heath bar, it makes me feel better about all the Dove chocolates I've stuffed into my face today.
Girl you are too funny. Love your thank yous. Honey is just beautiful.
I need to take Angel to the vet too for her leg. dreading that bill.
Oh mother thank YOU for everything that you do.. but forreal when is that creep gonna go ?? Love you <3
~Honey
We have way too much in common!! I have a bird that keeps flying into our windows and has been for over a week now. And I just had to take our dog to the vet and pay over $250 to find out he only had a "strain" in his muscle. HUH???
~Becca
That was hilarious! The bird??? We get one that flies into our window at least 5 times a day.
Creepy Lawn boy. Ewwww.
Doggy on cortisone or something? Diuretic?
Sorry about the sinus infection. Those are terrible. Though I think it wasn't my head that hurt during childbirth - haha!
heath bars are worth it :o)
"...anorexic gnat..."
Dear Shawn,
Thank you very much for making me snort my beverage into my nose. Now I'M going to wind up with a sinus infection or something too!
:)
Viv
ps: Honey is gorgeous!
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