Dear Someone

Dear Mamarazzi,

Thank you so much for pairing me with someone who I believe is going to become a wonderful new Bloggy friend! When I received an email this morning from Sami I went immediately to her blog to check her out, I have to say I think I love her. She's funny, sarcastic, crafty, the Mommy to 4 adorable little ones {God bless her} and she's young! Yes young, she's not even in her 30's yet! Now my only dilemma is are the guilty pleasures of a 29 year old anywhere near the same as those of a new 40 year old? Only time will tell.

Looking forward to another great swap,

~Shawn

Dear Bladder,

I would very much appreciate it if you would stop trying to destroy my life. I need a full nights sleep so much more than I can express so I'm kindly asking you to stop waking me up at 4 a.m. to pee. It would also be nice if I could drink a small 6oz cup of coffee and not feel like a water bed about to pop 20 minutes later. Driving any distance longer than 10 miles without pulling over to pee would be great too! Also, laughing, coughing, sneezing and jogging, hell just standing, without dribbling in my very sexy Victoria's Secret panties would be a plus!

Sincerely,

The lady who knows where every public restroom in a 50 mile radius is located!

Dear Babe,

I love you. You have been my one and only, my rock and my best friend for the past 24 years. So it really pains me to tell you this...you need a freaking hearing aid! The TV is so loud that I can hear it while outside...with the dogs...barking!

Love,

Your not so hard of hearing TV hating wife

Dear Girls,

Ladies you are the best thing that I have ever done and I love you more than words can express but if you do not start cleaning your bathroom I will be forced to condemn it! No better yet your Daddy and I will tear it down and turn it into our Naked Room! It's not just dirty it's a safety hazard!

Love,

Your very over the filth Mom

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