Friday Confessional

YAY it's Friday , that means it's time for Friday Confessional!

I confess...

I promised to make breakfast for my Bible study table and forgot. That is until my bestie, who I might add was in charge of reminding me because I have NO memory, reminded me Wednesday night, at 9:30, two margaritas into our GNO. Guess who was making 3 different types of muffins until 12:30am?

I confess...

That while making the previously mentioned muffins the batter for the cinnamon streusel started to drip, without even thinking I ran my finger across the hot muffin pan to catch it before it hit the bottom of my freshly cleaned oven. That crap is hot! It burned my finger and my first instinct, again I was not thinking, was to shove the burning finger into my mouth. Bad idea! The hot batter was then transferred onto my lip were it stuck and blistered my upper lip. I need to learn that my first instincts are sometimes not the best things to do.

It's healing nicely but trust me in IRL it looks like I have herpes!

I confess...

Much like Jenny Kate I take pictures of myself...a lot. I use my iPhone, my point and shoot that I keep in my purse and my personal favorite is the photo both on my MAC. I also confess that these pictures make me laugh. Out loud! Whatever, judge away!

This is what I looked like Wednesday while watching the video Jenny Kate posted of the latest RHOK GNO! The Granny grinding the piano frightened me!

These I just took because, well it makes me laugh and I needed a good laugh!

I wonder if my Hubby would still love me if I looked like this?

Perfect for a constipation ad dontcha think?

I'm not sure about this one...name it for me in the comments. Best name will get a prize, for real I'll send a little something to whoever comes up with the best one liner or name for this picture. And I don't get offended so there are no rules with this one but do try and remember my 16 year reads this!

I take pictures of myself to see what I look like in a particular outfit or for my FB profile {this was for both}.

I also take picture to see what my makeup looks like when my eyes are closed. And if you've never wondered then you're either lying or we need to have a talk about the importance of personal appearance.

I take pictures of myself so often that no one in my family is affected by it any more! Look, Babe could care less that his wife is about to go into surgery and may very well be taking the very last picture of herself...ever!

I take a lot of pictures with Rogue because, well, just because. This is when he gave me my black eye.

And I take pictures of myself to send to those I love via text to tell them that I was just given a black eye.

I confess...

That I know that I'm a little jacked up and a wee bit narcissistic but I also confess that I could really give a horses ass!


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