Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I May or May not have...



Mama can we talk about your Friday Confessional? I think that by calling your linky "Friday Confessional" it says that the things I list actually happened. I hate admitting that I am guilty of anything! Because of that I would much rather refer to the things I list as things that May or May Not Have have happened!

I confess...that telling you how I feel makes me feel so much better!

Last Friday I May or May Not have had two friends come over and chill for a bit while I got ready for dinner and drinks with the "triangle.



These same friends May or May Not have helped me get ready. One helped with my hair while the other played in my make up.




These same friends May or May Not have gone out for dinner and drinks with the "triangle" and had the time of their lives.

While we were out I May or May Not have had one, two, three, four, OK five martinis and it May or May Not have totally kicked my ass that night. {Note to self, never have that many martinis on a near empty stomach again!} I was however amazingly fine the next morning.

While I sipped slowly on my Razztini my friend drank water with lemon, she refused to drink Diet Coke.


This is my favorite picture from the night. My new friend and I are tight! Yep, that's how we roll, two straws one drink!

My IRL friends May or May Not understand the dynamics of my new friendships but they love me and all of my quirkiness anyway!

D tried to make me feel better about my recent vlog booby mishap. She May or May Not be making fun of me but it made me laugh so I don't care!


R's not quite there yet but she'll come around, I have faith. She's been a true friend for 12 years I don't see my new friends becoming a real problem!


My new friends May Or May Not be paper dolls but I sure had fun playing with them for a few hours! Thanks for joining me for a night out ladies it was fun. Oh, and, umm, what happened in the bathroom can stay our little secret mmmkay!


12 comments:

Impulsive Addict said...

Umm...more deets on the bathroom action. I mean, I've got TONS of scenario's going on in my head right now.

I may or may not be jealous of your GNO.

I may or may not be willing to wait UNTIL MAY to find out how cool you are.

Myya said...

Sounds Like a great night out! Hmmmm I'm totally wondering about the bathroom... Loooove your friend making fun of your vlog booby action!

Mamarazzi said...

oh my goodness this is just what the Dr ordered.

love this post...love it!!

i also love that my Flat refused Diet Coke.

brilliant!

are you sure that was water and lemon though? i cannot remember what happened in the bathroom, i may need to be reminded...via email or text of course.

jennykate77 said...

Looks like you showed the Flats a great time!!

Impulsive and I may or may not have taken Flat Shawn out with us last Friday night. We may or may not have hooked her up with a HOT, ripped, much younger guy.

Good times, good times.

Love the boob shot! LOL.

What happened in the bathroom??

Connie said...

CRAP! I should have taken them out with me on Saturday night with my HOT DATE!!

P.S. it was not my husband....

P.P.S I want to go out with you!

MiMi said...

Hey! I had a crappy week so that was just what I needed! You should have tucked us in your friend's cleavage there. LOL!

AndreaLeigh said...

you are so funny. where in the world did this flat thing get started?

Sandra said...

lmao! I loved this on so many levels! And your little paper dolls: Super Cute!

Rebecca said...

I can confirm....it was definately water with lemon. Just wondering Shawn, where are your "flat" friends now? :-)

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

You can drink 5 martinis?

Indeed, you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

Becca said...

Are the "friends" coming to Dallas or will we get to meet them IRL???

~Becca

Emmy said...

Those ladies sure do get around a lot, lucky girls

 
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