Do you ever visit a blog that you read all of the time and get your panties in a wad when you discover your cute blog button isn't on the their "must read" list?
Do you ever do something so incredibly stupid that the first thing you do is look around to see if anyone saw?
Do you ever talk to yourself, out-loud, when no one is home?
Do you ever look at the lady with the smokin' hot body and say "that's so not fair, I'm much cuter, I should have that body"?
Do you ever see a lady with a smokin' hot body and a beautiful face and hope she's dumb because a triple threat is more than you can take?
Do you ever drive from point A to point B and when you park your car not remember half of the drive?
Do you ever throw on yesterdays outfit because you're not showered yet and you're only going to have it on for a few minutes and you see no reason to dirty a clean outfit? After all, you never left the house yesterday so no one will ever be the wiser?
Do you ever do the above and include the panties in the mix because you find no reason to dirty a clean pair of panties with your dirty girl {or boy} parts? I mean you're just running up to buy dog food coming home to work out and then jumping in the shower. What's a dirty pair of underwear between friends {by friends I mean you and your girly bits not literally a friend, that would redefine gross!} ?
Do you ever read a blog that has hundreds of followers and for the life of you can't figure out why?
Do you ever squeeze chocolate syrup in your mouth then drink milk directly from the carton, swallowing the most delicious and ice cold chocolate milk ever?
Yeah, me neither!
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Yes to all of those... except the last (I'm not a big fan of chocolate syrup).
Want to give me the heebie-jeebies? Drink some of the milk from the carton.
Dirty underwear, no shower, talking to myself in an empty house about some blogger with a hot bod, too many followers and missing my button?
Yeah. Totally do that.
(Oh, I forgot! I drove somewhere didn't I?)
Anyhoo. Yeah I do all of that...
But community dairy products? gag. No.
The only reason I have hundreds of followers is because I used to post my person high school diary entries and people love that crap!
And...yesterday, I took a shower just because I didn't wanted clean underwear to work out in....and I didn't want to get them REALLY dirty.
I know exactly why I don't have a hot body.....I love sugar. and vodka.
Also...I make no freakin sense.
I reuse outfits, I have no shame. Especially new clothes, I'll wear them like three times before putting them in the wash because they'll never look that nice after I wash them. I also hate doing laundry and I especially hate putting it away.
I draw the line at undies though, lol
I also talk to myself all the time, but I live alone so it's ok.
I talk to myself all the time, sometimes I even answer myself :)
I LOVE this post! And yes to a lot of them. But I'm not telling which ones!
I confess that I have blogs I read TON, and don't really realize they even HAVE a button. I should be more observant.
I will not confirm or deny any or all of these items. I think you know me well enough by now, right?
(I totally looked up how to spell confirm. I spelled it coMfirm and it just didn't look right.)
This is one of my fav posts by Seriously Shawn! LOVE ITS FACE OFF!
i nodded...a few times. but i cannot tell you which ones they were cuz...
well i just don't wanna.
i like to keep my dirty little secrets...
this post is awesome!
I said yes to well.. probably way too many of these. Though I am a shower at night kind of girl-so putting on the same clothes doesn't work for me.
I am relating to a lot of these (umm ok pretty much damn near every one shhhh). Shawn, YOU.ARE.HILARIOUS!!!
BINGO! I loathe when I go to a blog that I find completely boring, and I look at their followers, and they have like 3-4 times as many as I do!
I think they must do the "follow me and I'll follow you back" crap. That't the only explanation.
I have definitely been known to reuse outfits, underwear included.
So, yeah. I loved this post! I just wish I would have read it sooner...
It might have helped brighten my bad mood!
Oh! I forgot to mention that I always used to say that I wasn't going to collect buttons until I HAD a button, and now that I have a button, I still haven't gotten around to collecting them...
I think you're linked in my "blog love" tab though...
Because I do.
Love you, that is!
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