Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Got Ink?



I May Or May Not be thinking about getting another tattoo. I feel fairly safe talking about it here since my darling husband never reads my blog any more. I want to keep this from him until I reveal it! I won't tell you what it is or where it's going to be so don't ask. It's nothing risque or trashy. I'll show you as soon as it's done.

In my search I've learned two things.

1. People are just down right crazy!
2. I'm not going to find what I want via Google!


I know what I want I'm just going to have to draw it out like I did my first one and go to someone I trust. While I'm there I'm going to tweak my cross because if one more person tells me it looks like a freaking flower I'm gonna scratch their eyes out!

I was thinking about having it done during my Texas trip but then I realized everyone but JennyKate would hate to be in a tattoo shop so that's not an option {y'all can thank me now}. Plus its location may be a little difficult for me to pull off while I'm not at home.

Back to my point of people being crazy. Here are a few things that caught my eye during my search. Please know, none of these images {all images came from Google images} are anywhere near what I will be getting but once I saw the first one it was like a train wreck I had to keep looking!


This just made me laugh! I can't decide if it's real, it almost looks like a school carnival tattoo.


This one kind of scares me and reaffirms my decision to not swim where fish pooh because if they need to poop they need to eat!


This one makes me want to scream BULLSHIT!


Now this one needs a disclaimer.

It's so horrible that I've decided to disguise it and give it a disclaimer!

**Warning, clicking on the Hello Kitty picture below will take you to another picture. This picture may be considered disturbing to some {not abuse or porn just gross}. I'm actually feeling a wee bit nauseous!


During this search I was brought to so many places. Places I did not want to visit. Places like {only click if you know you can keep your Wheaties down!} this.

I am so glad I live in my little bubble of happiness, it's safe here!

I really just don't get it! What are these people lacking in their lives that has made them feel the need to make themselves look like this? I hate to call them insane or monsters but if the shoe fits...

Any thoughts?

Do you have a tattoo? If so what and where? Do you regret it?


21 comments:

Impulsive Addict said...

Again, I have no words. People are seriously messed up more than I thought I was. I will gladly refer them to my shrink if need be.

I'd go into a tattoo parlor with you too. I may get another one!

I need more deets on the NEW tattoo idea. Will you be spelling out Babe's name across one or both bewbies? What about tattooing a ring on your ring finger? Lips on your azz? I need a hint please.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Can't wait to see it.

I could never pull off a tattoo. Not macho enough.

Rachel Murphy said...

I have to say I honestly thought about having my kids names somewhere.. Not sure where but then I am a wuss! Not a little wuss but a BIG wuss when it comes to getting stuck with a needle. To bad your not coming to KS my brother is amazing! and I am not just saying that because he is my brother. I hope my post on my son's first tattoo's didn't get going down this needle sticking alley! lol
And I agree.. just a little hint. I have to live dangerously through someone and I have picked you girlie! :) your just the right amount of dangerous I would be comfortable with, if I was dangerous... Ok maybe I should go to bed and stop rattling on and on and on... Night!

Stacey said...

I have been thinking about another tattoo also. Almost went and had it done saturday. I want a vine down my side with maybe flowers on it that have my kids names in them.
I hate getting them done, though. They hurt!

Amy said...

I do not have one and really never had the desire for one. If I did, I'd put it where nobody could see it. Then I think, what would be the purpose?

Plus, I don't like pain of any kind.

~Haley~ said...

Wow... some people are nuts! One of my boyfriend's friends has an exact tattoo as the bald man.... His is mowing his pubes, though. I think that's weird! lol

But yes, I have 6 tattoos; a tribal starry view above my asscrack (the ONLY one I hate now), 3 stars on my hip, a star on my neck, "loner" with flowers on my foot, a memorial Harley Davidson symbol with wings I drew for my stepdad, and I just got a BEAUTIFUL peacock on my back last week.

I'm in the minority, though, because I don't think they hurt at all really. I mean, there's discomfort, but there's usually only a place or two where it REALLY gets me!

Good luck with yours and have fun on your trip :)

Connie said...

I have wanted one tattoo for 7 years.

A pair of red lips on my @ss!

MiMi said...

Angry Dolphin!! On your bottom!!
Um. I'm convinced those people should be...well...I don't know. What I really think is offensive so I'll shut it now.
Also. You gotta drag Viv into a tat parlor. LOL!!

Angela said...

Oh my there are some crazy people in this world, lol! Those people must have some high pain tolerances! I do have two tattoos, one I regret, one I don't. The one I regret I got as a matching one with my best friend back in college, were no longer friends and I now think the tattoo is ugly. I want to have it fixed into something else. Not sure what though! Good luck with your new tattoo! :)

Heather In The Land Of Mom said...

Too cool, my post today was about my tats!
I really love the bald man one cause my hubby is balding and that would be a awesome tat for his head...hahaha!

Mamarazzi said...

i have a tattoo.

i use to have 2.

i had one removed.

this makes me think i will not be getting anymore.

but i also want to get one with the hubz.

Sarah said...

I'm tatted up, and can't wait for another one.

Right now, I just have "Believe" on my wrist. the "B" actually a "13" because 13 is my lucky number (and it also happens to be my brother's soccer number). i've had it for about 6 months, and no regret yet (and i don't see ever regretting it!).

kitkat said...

omg..the tattoo on that dude's bald patcch jst makes me want to wear thick gloves and scrub his head. sum of those pics are simply disturbing lol.
i dnt have tattoos and i'm nt thinkin of getting any..i luv fresh untainted skin lol

Aly @ Analyze This said...

We had this discussion earlier ... I just don't think I could get a tat! One day, in the shower, I'd sit there and try to scrub it off! I'll just stick to the temporary tat's ....

Becca said...

No tattoos for conservative little ole me!! Hubs gets them all in our family.

And there ARE tattoo joints in downtown AUS, but not ones that I wouldn't think are scary!!

~Becca

Bridget said...

I have a tattoo of a heart on my right ankle and I love it. No regrets.

Vivienne @ the V Spot said...

NO.

shortmama said...

Some of those are truly disturbing!

I have on my right shoulder and its of Rhiannon when she was a baby and she has butterfly wings. This year Im getting another one on my left shoulder of Layla...also as a baby and with butterfly wings. And I have 3 others all planned in my head that will come in the next year or so!

jennykate77 said...

That one where the guys belly button is the cows butt hole GROSSES me out. I'm at work, so I thought it best to not click any links...so, I don't even know what the other gross one was.

You know I'd get some ink with you in a heart beat. So, if at any time while were in Austin you change your mind, just let me know! I'm spontaneous like that!

I have three...a half moon w/ two stars on my foot, "frequently dazzled" w/ an apple on my left side, and my mockingjay on my upper back between my shoulder blades.

I don't regret any of them. I love them, actually. I would like to get the moon and stars one tweeked and perhaps get another one...as soon as I figure out what I want. It's got to be something meaningful.

Myya said...

I looove tattoos, I don't have any though. I'd love to get one having to do with my girls, like their birthflowers or names or something. Them written in Arabic would be cool since their names are Arabic. I will never get on though... Sad :( It would definitely not be a good idea to chose a tattoo over them having a dad. LOL. He hates them, it's just not his thing. Booo to him huh!

I took my baby sister on her 18th Birthday to go get one. She has a few. When we met our Florida sister, her, my big sis & my lil sis all got matching ones. I was left out. Am I bitter... yeah!

I cannot wait to see what you do... YAY!!!

Xazmin said...

I am tattoo-less.

I also chose not to click on the links.

But I am eager to see what you pick!

 
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