YAY it's Friday!
I confess...
That I may or may not be the most graceful of women. Sunday at Peanuts softball tournament I fell walking up the bleachers. I had on flip flops and stepped in a pile of dirt from someones cleats, that's all it took to make me "that Mom". I fell so hard the crash was heard two fields over! It ended with one leg dangling through the bleachers, one leg twisted up behind me, my finger caught in my bleacher chair that collapsed when I grabbed it for support, my phone falling to the concrete beneath and Babe and my Mom jumping to my rescue. Although it hurt like an SOB my pride would not allow me to show it I just laughed it off and finish watching the game. Seven days later I still look like this...
No comments on the tree trunks I have for legs!
I confess...
While going through iPhoto I found this video from my sisters 50th birthday weekend. If you haven't read that post go check it out, it was a lot of fun! Anyway back to the video. I confess that this video makes me nearly pee my pants every time I watch it, hopefully you'll find it funny too and it's not one of those things you had to "be there" for.
Please forgive my obnoxious laugh and annoying voice, it may or may not have been 2 something in the morning...
I confess...
That only 11 of the 27 students in Peanuts AGP math class participated in her teachers birthday celebration. Asshats! But I still think his gift tree, set in a vase of coffee beans, turned out super cute and he's going to be thrilled!
I confess...
That I did take a picture of the angel winged tattooed "boy toy" in his speedo that I referenced last week. So after several request I'm caving...here's the picture.
I confess...
That due to a broken vacuum my house has not been vacuumed in 12 days! Although I have Swiffered clearly it's just not the same!
I confess...
That this is a long confessional!
I confess...
That yesterday was a poopy day {I'm really getting tired of those days} but my sweet hubby made it so much better when he called to tell me to pick a restaurant because he knew I was too tired to cook. Those were the sexiest words he has spoken to me all week and I had every intention of showing him my appreciation but sadly I was out cold, with the bedroom lights still on, at 8:45 last night. Babe I love you, you are truly amazing!
I choose a local restaurant in Park Square where we could eat outside, one day I'll have to take y'all on a tour, and enjoyed two X-rated martinis and a Napa Cabbage Salad with candied walnuts and fresh pomegranate! So good!
This has become a marathon confessional so I'll save the rest for next week or a post of its own. Now head on over to Mamarazzis and link up, I can't wait to see your confessions!
Happy Friday Y'all!
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22 comments:
OUCH! Those bruises look horrible. I hope you heal soon!
Eating out over cooking is every woman's dream. Especially when you get a date night out of it.
You really need to invest in a zoom lens for the beach! :)
I walked into a laundry basket toe weeks ago that I knew I had put there. Bruise city--but at least I knew where that bruise came from. I often have mystery bruises--the ones that appear and I have no idea where they cam from.
Yours however are lovely--such neat rainbow colors.
OMG! Your poor legs!! OUCH!!!! :( I hope you get better!!
Wife of the Week does NOT go to you ... out cold by 8:45 pm....you oldie!! Ha!!
Have a fab weekend dear!! I need to finish up shopping for you!
My legs look all nice and bruisy just like that...I've still got a bruise from when I fell off of my son's scooter...in OCTOBER...
Love your confessions this week! :D
You're not alone; I've tripped falling up stairs many times, lol! Almost broke my nose one time and dislocated my knee another. So, I guess that makes me "that mom", too! ;-)
Your husband is such a sweetie for taking you out for dinner! And, I totally understand trying to show your appreciation and being out cold; there have been several nights this week like that for me, lol!
BTW, thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment; I love that you and your daughter both love Twilight! :-)
Have a great weekend!
Ouch...those bruises look painful!!! Totally reminds me of the time I tried to hang a mobile on my kids' ceiling and I was using their bunkbed ladder for leverage and totally bit it. It hurt like an SOB and left me bruised for weeks!!!!
Your hubby sounds incredibly sweet!! Maybe he could send an anonymous e-mail to my husband with "Get a Clue and Maybe You'll Get Laid More Often" in the subject line.
Twins are great....2 sets...not so much. LOL
ouch!!
Rest assured that I too am one of "those moms" that can make walking on a flat surface and "ouch" experiance
Thanks for sharing
Oh your poor legs! So sorry!
Oh and that beach picture lol too funny and weird and sick.
Fun confessions
Yikes! Your legs look sore. :( I'm terrified of bleachers. When I go to the rodeos in the summer I walk slowly up and down them and hold onto the railing like a little old lady.
Vaccuming is my obsession, I don't even put my vaccum away because I'm doing it all the time...I'd be going insane if I couldn't do it, lol
Have a great weekend!
That looks very painful! I have a fear of falling up or down bleachers. Luckily it hasn't happened...yet!
I've fallen up bleachers before. Not pretty. I might have cried a bit too.
And you would think that after not having my hubby home for 8 weeks (came home on most weekends though) that I would have given him a proper welcome home. Yeah, didn't happen until three days later. Although, he reports that I molested him while sleeping. I have memory of this and would not do such a thing. Then I asked him why didn't he finish what I started. He said we both fell back asleep. LOL!
Take your pants off....
Hilarious!
Those bruises look so painful! Holy cats! Be careful, OK? Poolside with a cast would not be fun.
Babe sounds like good people. :)
Hoping your legs heal quickly.
Oh my gosh! Your legs are in bad shape!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT GUY? In the video? FUNNY!
I need a drink....
Who is the douchebag in that video? It was pretty hilarious and so was your comments from the background!
Your poor legs. Babe really gotcha good, huh?
I've been waiting to see the angel wings. It is more disturbing than I thought.
We're going to PF Chang's tonight. They have an X-rated drink that our friend Mona gets. I wish you were closer so you could join us for GNO!
OUCH!! Your leg looks SO painful!!
The picture of the "boy toy" w/ the wings tattoo is HILARIOUS!! The speedo just makes it. Awesome.
My floors look horrible too! Do you have to battle dog hair like I do?? I hate it!
YIKES!! poor baby.
i took a hard and ugly fall the other day running to mailbox barefooted in the rain. it must have been even worse than it seemed in my head because a car turned around and asked me if i was ok...through their suppressed laughter. lovely.
that video had me peeing my pants laughing. so funny.
your hubz is awesome. i love that he took such good care of you on a poopy day, good men are so rare. i count you and i as lucky girlies...of course our husbands are just as lucky to have us soooo win/win.
darling gift card tree...so freakin cool! too bad not everyone participated, that sucks.
I always thouhgt it was "take your pants off..." It's not???
And there are plenty of great bars in AUS to have plenty of funny vids from!!!!!!!
Hope the legs heal soon - your Chris is a doll!!!
~Becca
I've fallen up the stairs before, too, but oh dear! Your bruises look painful! Hope they heal quickly. I could go for an x-rated martini after the week I've had, too! Glad you enjoyed dinner.
Those bruises make my butt hurt. And yes, your but can hurt from these things. Don't make me explain it, 'kay?
LOL
OUCH! That is definitely something that I would have done. I am all kinds of clumbsy.
That video is HILARIOUS!!!
YOUCH! On the legs. I was cringing in pain just at the description.
Did you swear a lot? Because I think I would have sworn a lot!
I'm so sorry that happened.
What a sweet hubby, and glad you got to sleep early...even if it was with lights on!
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