Like usual I'm a day late and a dollar short!
In between doctors appointment I read a few blogs I've missed the past few days and Jenny Kate had a great linky, so here I am.
What are the top 10 keywords that have been searched that bring people to my blog?
1. Seriously Shawn, those 2 words bring in 6 times more than the #2
2. Seriously Shawn Blog
3. Eye brow waxing gone wrong
4. Happy Birthday Honey
5. Honeys first and last name...this is disturbing to me! When I first started blogging my blog title had my last name in it and I used my girls real names. Then I had some freak from Pakistan sending me horrible emails telling me how beautiful she was and when I traced him he was linked to child porn and "border exchanges". That blog was closed and Seriously Shawn was created. Either those search results are from my first blog or a few people still search for Seriously Shawn using her name and a connection can still be made.
6. I was thirsty and you gave me a drink
7. "Peed my pants"
8. Eyebrow waxing gone bad
9. Honey's full name. First, middle and last. This makes me want to close my blog forever, although I'm quite certain these are probably people she goes to school with just trying to find her. Either way, Creepers leave my girl alone!
10. When I was thirsty you gave me a drink
Very interesting and a little disturbing! Thanks Jenny for this prompt and for freaking me out by letting me see how many people come to me by Google searching my daughters name!
Two of my bloggy besties, IA and Aly have linked up with Jennifer and because I have such an uncontrollable desire to be like them {young} I'm linking up here too.
Q: What is your middle name?
A: Renee {so is Honey's shhhh}
Q: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A: As a kid I wanted to be a Mom, as a teenager I wanted to be a Physical Therapist for handicapped children. One out of two isn't bad.
Q: If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
One} To be paid for all of those magazines that have super imposes someone elses face onto my body. Do you know who freaking rich I would be?!!?
Two} To be as together as people think I am. Y'all I'm really a hot mess!
Three} Dang, I better throw one serious one in here....World Peace
Q: If your house was on fire and you could grab only 3 things before leaving, what would they be?
A: I'm going to go with the assumption that my girls and hubby will each grab a dog on their exit leaving me the ability to grab, my external hard drive, my wedding album and Honey's baby album since she's pre-digital.
Q: You wouldn't be caught dead, where?
A: I don't know, I'm pretty outgoing and love to try new things but since I feel the need to give a real answer I'll have to say naked in public. It's not a pretty sight so because I care I'll be keeping my clothes on!
Q: If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be?
A: Easy. Arial because Prince Eric is HAWT!
Q:Who was the last person you hugged?
A: Babe. I love that man!
Q: What do you think of when you hear the word "yellow"?
A: My Daddy, that's how answers the phone, I love that man too!
There you go, information overload!
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17 comments:
Dude, that's scary! Stupid freakin' creepers!
I don't have google analytics on my blog, so it doesn't matter what you type you can't find me! lol
That is creepy. A creeper! Ugh.
I can't believe the pee one was all the way down at 7!
That makes me want to take all my kids pics of my blog! Very scarey!
World peace or "for the children"...that's what I always go with. :P
I think I want to be Belle from Beauty and the Beast. It's my favorite story...so touching.
That's way creepy about Honey's name being googled! Freaks me out and I'm not even her momma! However, I'm with you and I'm guessing that she's just WAY popular at school!
Thanks for playing along!
Shawn Renee...who is Ariel? Don't laugh. I don't do cartoons. Thanks for the shout out! I makes me all giddy inside!
OK, that's creepy about Honey. Yipes. I am not surprised that peed my pants comes up in a search, and I laughed out loud @ Yellow!
xoxo
ooooh Ariel...she also has the best hair!!
i cannot believe IS doesn't know who she is.
that is 7 shades of wrong!
Shawn Renee is nice!
I looked at my search string thingy. Lots of "butts" made the top-10.
Last time I had checked my biggest hit was from "graybe gone". For a while if you googled that my blog was the third hit- haven't checked in awhile though, I might have to do this too.
And that guy is creepy!
That freaks me out about your daughter!!
My dad answers the phone Yellow too!!! Maybe its a FL thing?!
Yes, creepers! Leave your little girl (not so little anymore?) alone! Sorry I'm so behind on my blog reading. Love the name Renee'!
peed my pants???
love it!!
and just for the record...there will be none of that in AUS!!
~Becca
Very scary about the daughter search issue. I have mine set as 'unsearchable'.
The one that I get the most hits from is "starving kids in Africa". HA!
The creeper thing is very creepy..yikes!
Arial is a awesome cartoon character.
Fun, fun linkies!
I want to know how to find the stats on my blog!
My dad also answers the phone "yellow" Love it!
That is some freajy stuff about your daughter. What the hell is wrong with people! Awful creepers!!!
IA does not know who Ariel is... Poor lil Emma growing up without Ariel. Sads!
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