Do you ever shop online and become filled with joy because you can order anything you want because you are in fact the exact same size as the models, especially the VS models?
Do you ever sit in front of the computer first thing in the morning to check your email and blog only to look up to discover you've been sitting there for 4 hours?
Do you ever get in a slump where the only thing you want to do is absolutely nothing?
Do you ever have the urge to just let one rip in a crowded elevator and then look accusingly at the man standing behind you?
Do you ever feel like just telling the person sitting next to you on a plane that you really don't care and have no desire to talk or listen? Or want to pass him/her a note that says "I'm deaf"?
Do you ever want to tell the person driving around with a box of tissue and an umbrella in their back window that neither of those items will be of any good if they sneeze while driving or if it starts to rain?
Do you ever open the washer to do laundry and realize you started a load of towels 3 days ago and are now forced to rewash them because nothing is worse than a sour towel?
Do you ever look at your caller id and decide that you're really just not in the mood for that person and let it ring?
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, Damn, I look hot, only to see pictures of yourself from that event a few days later and realize you actually looked old as hell?
Do you ever see people, wonder what were they thinking then secretly take their picture?