Do you ever shop online and become filled with joy because you can order anything you want because you are in fact the exact same size as the models, especially the VS models?
Do you ever sit in front of the computer first thing in the morning to check your email and blog only to look up to discover you've been sitting there for 4 hours?
Do you ever get in a slump where the only thing you want to do is absolutely nothing?
Do you ever have the urge to just let one rip in a crowded elevator and then look accusingly at the man standing behind you?
Do you ever feel like just telling the person sitting next to you on a plane that you really don't care and have no desire to talk or listen? Or want to pass him/her a note that says "I'm deaf"?
Do you ever want to tell the person driving around with a box of tissue and an umbrella in their back window that neither of those items will be of any good if they sneeze while driving or if it starts to rain?
Do you ever open the washer to do laundry and realize you started a load of towels 3 days ago and are now forced to rewash them because nothing is worse than a sour towel?
Do you ever look at your caller id and decide that you're really just not in the mood for that person and let it ring?
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, Damn, I look hot, only to see pictures of yourself from that event a few days later and realize you actually looked old as hell?
Do you ever see people, wonder what were they thinking then secretly take their picture?
Yeah, me either!
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28 comments:
I love this post!!!!!
ha!!
I have NEVER ordered a bikini from VS and got pissed off when I tried it on and it didn't look the same on me as it did the model and sent it back for a refund!
Psh- that HAIR. What an annoyance, it must get caught in everything!
Your comment about being on a plane just adds another reason for me to not ever want to fly. If I'm on a plane or ANY form of transportation for that matter, I don't want to talk to the stranger next to me. I'm no interested in making friends, I'm interested in getting from point A to point B as painlessly as possible.
I'm such a terrible person.
Yes, Yes & YES :) haha. Love the one on the called ID = I do it all the time...!
THANK YOU! For putting that out there...first off I laughed so hard. SO TRUE! All of it :)
Hope you are having a great week...and I promise if you call I won't screen you :)
hahahhaha love it. i would love to pass my husband notes that say i'm deaf.
omg you're so smart.
i am definitely going to start just passing an "i'm deaf" not to any random stranger who is talking my poor little ear off. love that.
ALWAYS. Except the laundry one.
I'm all for doing absolutely nothing.
I take a thick book or trashy magazine and bury my nose in it on air planes, really discourages talking.
Oh, the towels I've let go too long in the washer, ewwww!
I'm often tempted to let the phone ring when it's my mother on the other end, but I never do. she'd just call again and again and again...
Crap! I forgot the towels in the washer again!!
I do that stuff all the time! (Except for the order anything from VS.)
I remember those outfits from a while back. Seriously, what were they thinking?!
you just described a whole day in my life!!!! no joke
Love,Love,Lve this post!!!!!!
Hahaha I love this post! I sure don't do any of those things =]
LOL!
HAHA! Funny post!!
Sour towel: a scent that brings me back to my bachelor days.
Pure awesomeness Shawn, I can expect no less from you! But No to being the exact same size as models. Yes to the second....I always want to take pictures of crazy people and outfits but I'm too scared I will get busted!!
I can honestly say yes to every single one of those lol!
Could you imagine having all that damn hair? Good Lawd!
Yep, I do that stuff all the time. Especially the VS thing. NOT.
LOL!
I do all those except the farting in the elevator. I would be mortified. I can't even do it in front of my husband, and we have been married almost 7 years. I'm weird.
Oh that reminds me I have a load of towels in the washer.
And yes there is one person who calls and well I ignore her calls 3/4ths of the time.
Umm...you're the exact size of VS models? How much weight did you LOSE? I'm completely jealous!
I've probably totally ripped one in an elevator before. I do that kind of stuff on "accident" a lot.
The deaf idea is genius! I'll have to try that but I don't fly without M very often.
Sour towels? PUKE. That smell is horrid!
YES! I think I look completely HOT in my skinny mirror and then see pics later and I'm mortified! Why is that?
A big YES to all almost all of these but I won't say which ones.
I have a bunch of these "me eithers" on my blog under the page at the top that says I Say Hmmmmm.
You and I are very much alike I think.
Definitely not a VS model here! LOL Sour towels? Nothing worse! Well, not much anyway. Letting one rip? Nah, not really. I'm afraid they would know it was me! LOL I've seen many people and wondered what they were thinking, but I haven't snapped any secretive pictures... yet!
you are seriously funny Shawn!
VS can be such liars... the measurements say it should fit & then it totally doesn't. Jerks!
Hours pass while I'm online, like lots & lots of hours. Like right now, I put the girls down for bed & now it is almost midnight. What is wrong with me???
Sour towels... I do that WAY too often!
YES, YES, & YES!
Actually I'm rewashing a load of laundry as we speak. (I'll check on that after I get off the computer..lol.)
Bwahaha! Loved it!
I know I always have that experience when ordering online from Victoria's Secret.
More than the "old as hell" thing, I do the "This outfit is SO slimming on me" thing, only to see pictures later, and take note of every fat roll that is blatantly obvious.
I think the mirrors in my house must have been purchased from a carnival store...
I haven't wanted to do ANYTHING for several months now. I think I need to find a way to shake this funk!
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