I confess...
I wear a uniform to work. Y'all didn't know I worked did you? Well I do and being a SAHM is tough work darn it!
Babe would love this to be my uniform but he's just S.O.L!
This is my uniform. I know I'm a sexy beast, try to control yourselves!
My hair has got to be out of my face. I only wear makeup when I'm going out and by out I mean date night or GNO. I look like this so often that when I ran to get dog food after a meeting last week they almost didn't recognize me {I'm in there every 8 days and the same couple has owned the store since it opened 3 years ago}. Yoga pants and a t-shirt are my best friends! And because I share TMI, I'll just let you know, nothing comes between me and my yoga pants. Yep, that's right Brooke and her Calvin's have nothing on me!
I confess...
I have a fairly strong stomach but when I opened a can of green beans for dinner the other night and saw an unknown object floating on top I about tossed my cookies. It almost looks like a piece of bacon but these beans were not cooked in bacon. I'm hoping no one lost a bacon Band-Aid in the cannery that day. I guess it's better than a finger!
I confess...
Jewel and Deja had their teeth cleaned Tuesday and since they can't swish and spit they have to be put under. Poor Rogue did not know what to do all day without his sisters. He was so excited when I brought them home but couldn't understand why Deja didn't want to play. She was still a little stoned from the anesthetic and just wanted to sleep in peace. Rogue kept bringing her toys, laying them in front of her and pawing at her.
It was both the sweetest and most pathetic thing I've seen him do.
He finally gave up and went to the couch and stared at her, I think he was trying to use telepathy to get her up. He failed!
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I was just thinking about that Brook Shields' commercial today. Weird.
Nice pipes you've got there. Hitting the curls?
Remind me not to borrow your yoga pants. Ew with the green beans (But even were there nothing extra floating in there: ew, with the green beans.)
Poor Rogue. :(
I used to only wear thongs & never wore them to bed. Now my ass is so big that granny panties have covered my ass for some time now. At least they are cute VS ones though... I so didn't need to share all of that did I!
Ummm gross on the grissle in the green beans. Like really really gross! You didn't eat them did you?
Awe what a sweet boy Rouge is & holy stoned dog Deja is OUT OF IT in that picture!
I'm all about the comfy pants...if I had yoga pants I'd so be in them...except I wear leggings.....a girl of my size really shouldn't be wearing those, but it's only around the house and neighborhood.....and flip flops! You look HAWTT!!
And I seriously threw up in my mouth a little bit with those beans...sick
Happy Friday
i live in my Yoga pants, i loathe when i have to visit one of the schools and have to put on real clothes.
i can see why you would go "Brooke Shields" pantie line...but i thought you did the whole thong thing? whale tale mama.
i think i know too much about you.
moving on...
canned green beans would be enough to make me toss my cookies...fresh or frozen, rarely canned. though we do have them in our food storage and need to rotate so now and then we actually eat them. yuck!
i did not know dental care was part of having a dog...do i look in th yellow pages for a doggy dentist?
Ah, the days of Brooke & her Jordache. LOL Those green beans are...ummm...gross!
Yoga pants are DA BOMB! I would wear them to work if i could!!!
Those dog pictures are so sweet...THEY LOVE EACHOTHA!!!
If only we could all find such friendship...
And uhm, gross at your green beans man, that's like my corn incident a couple of weeks ago.
I did get a free bag of veggies out of it though so make sure you tell the company!!
Nothing better than comfy yoga pants!
I love the pics of your dog's, they are just too cute!
Love my yoga pants--even if I've never set foot in a yoga class. I do restrict them to home wear only or they would take over my wardrobe.
I like canned green beans, but not beans with extras--ewwww!
Poor doggies--both of them. And they are beautiful German Shepards.
Haha, I love it. That is totally my "work" uniform also. However, i just got a dreaded "job" and now I have to wear clothes and straighten my hair. Boo.
And for the strong stomach gal, Your green beans story is similar to the reason I went vegetarian, kinda. I was eating one of those mini lasagnas, and I'm pretty sure a hamster eyeball (it was prolly a pea) wasn't suppose to be in there. EW.
Sorry for the visual. THAT is TMI.
have a great weekend!
Shell
http://realhousewifeofbelmont.blogspot.com/
GROSS! The green beans not the yoga pants.
I loved being a SAHM...now I work outside the home and I wear jeans to work...nice!
Poor pups, they love each other.
I am always checking food when I open it to make sure there aren't any weird things lurking inside. Yuck!
When I cleaned for company's I had to wear scrubs.
Um.. I would have freaked out if I saw that in my beans. Ugg...
Enjoy your weekend :)
I LOVE your uniform...can I borrow it...and can I look that hot in it?
Whatever was in that can...um I don't even want to know!
Your puppies are SO adorable...
so this is what i got - you don't wear underwear and your dogs are the sweetest ever.
Even just in sweats with messy hair you are HOT! I wish I looked that good! You have a rockin body that I am ENVIOUS of! haha! :)
He's a lucky dude, maid outfit or no maid outfit.
Also, your dog is CUTE! I love German Shepherds.
yup you are right that is the Stay at home mom uniform, says so in the manual, I altered mine a little, to me a good comfy pair of wranglers is more comfy than yoga pants.
Poor Rogue
Thanks for sharing
Jeans and tshirts for me. Acutally, that's new, I used to wear these stretchy pants...but since I lost some weight I threw those bitches out and NOW it's jeans and tshirts.
Today I'm mixing it up with a sweater. :)
Poor Rogue...that is cute!
And. What the EFFFFFF was in that can?
I live in my yoga pants! It's the only thing that will stay up on this HUGE belly of mine. And they are so lightweight, they don't make me hot. Cuz all my pregnancies I am so hot all the time!
I wear a similar uniform around these parts too! I like it that way. I put on make up for the first time all week and it's only because we're going out to eat tonight.
I'm with Mimi...what the eff was in that can? I mean seriously? That was gross. Blah.
That is the sweetest thing about Rogue. Poor thing just didn't understand. Aww..
When I become Queen of the World, everyone will be required to wear yoga pants.
This is such a fun list :D
Visiting from Mamarazzi's blog.
AWE! Poor baby. He looks so pathetic. :(
Cute SAHM uniform. I think it's pretty standard. :)
I wear make-up everyday, but I have different standards for everyday and GNOs/date nights.
Hope you have a great weekend!!
I'm a yoga pants and t-shirt kind of girl, too. Seriously love 'em. I have to wear make-up to work every day, but when I'm not working, no way! Thankfully we're fixing to be off for the summer, and my face is going to be without make up more often than not.
I have to confess I had the hardest time with your green bean confession!!!
There have been far tooooo many times that I open a can of something and there is 'something' else in there. Eh!! Now I only do fresh veggies! (plus it tastes better!)
And your poop pups, hope she's feeling better! :)
You look haught!!!
In fact, when I'm in =nothing but my yoga pants & a tee, Matt thinks I look my best - so there! :))
Please tell me the can of green beans was promptly tossed out!!!
~Becca
You look haught!!!
In fact, when I'm in =nothing but my yoga pants & a tee, Matt thinks I look my best - so there! :))
Please tell me the can of green beans was promptly tossed out!!!
~Becca
That look like an insect. So gross!
Your hiney looks fab in those pants!!
I still wear my maternity pants. They are too comfy to give up just yet. I'm all about comfort. :)
Ok, whatever was in that can made me sick and I have a super strong stomach. I used to do surgeries back when I worked full time. Yuck!
I wear jeans and a tshirt with no makeup and a ponytail every day. Well, except when I have to leave the house. Then I had makeup and a shower. :-)
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