First things first...
Happy 40th
Birthday Mamarazzi!
Welcome to the big 4-OH club!
I'm jumping right in to my Friday Confessions this week because I do not believe introductions are needed any longer!
I confess...
I went to the Gynecologist Tuesday and he confirmed that I am in fact a fatass. I haven't been in 18 month, remember I'm always a day late and a dollar short, and I've gained 18 pounds. May I just point out what I hope to be the obvious...I'm not freaking pregnant! THIS IS NOT OK!
I confess...
That in my attempt to get back into my "skinny jeans" {that may be the funniest thing I've said in years} I may have pushed it a little too far. I now have to pee standing up. Which is admittingly not the easiest of tasks! I've decided that it's just not fair that I don't have a one eyed snake in my pants that can be pulled out at any given moment to relieve myself. As a result I have ordered one of these. Go here for more information oh, and you're welcome!
{I have not been compensated by Go-Girl}
I confess...
That one of my very best friends will be here Sunday and I haven't cleaned my house for her, nor am I going to. Why? Because she's a good enough friend to not care how dirty my house is! This is after all the friend who waded through the fountains with my at a formal event! Nat, I'm counting the days!
I confess...
That I sat in the car yesterday, in my driveway, for over 2 hours charging my phone because I had no power. No, it wasn't from not paying the bill, tornados came through my little piece of heaven leaving almost 60K people without electricity for almost 10 hours! I needed my lifeline, aka my iPhone, like a crack-whore needs her fix!
I confess...
I take way too many picture of Rogue with my iPhone. He sat that big ol' head on my plate just waiting to help me with my breakfast. He wanted my EggBeaters with spinach more than I did I think!
What about you? Any confessions you need to take care of this week? Click the button below and link up with Mamarazzi!
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OK, first can I tell you that as part of MY get my fat ass in gear program I bought a hula hoop. Did you know that 43 (almost 44) year old women who have squeezed out a couplathree babies will pee when they do a hula hoop...?
So I guess I DID pee standing up.
Are you guys OK with the tornado stuff...?
Way cool pic of you guys by the waterfall.
I may or may not have posted about you and your weight gain this week on my confessions.
I'm about to purchase the gogirl. How fun is that? M pees sitting down so why can't I pee standing up?
HA!! I'm like a crack whore with my iphone too! In fact - i call my Iphone hand heroin!
I would have done the EXACT same thing with my phone if I lost my power. My Blackberry is my lifeline!!!!
Have a great weekend partner ... getting your package in the mail today!!! Xo
***CLEARLY I do not read well when I am laying in bed half asleep reading blogs!!! Oops!***
LOL, my brother jokingly calls me an iPhone Whore; gee thanks, bro! ;-)
Hope you have a great weekend!
I learned about the Go Girl a couple of months ago on a hiking forum, I'm considering getting one for the coming season.
You must post about it after it's first use!
Have a great weekend!
I so needed one of those GO GIRL's when I was married... my ex was always dragging me somewhere with no toilets!
My iPhone is my LIFE-line to the world! I'm not sure how I survived before they were invented.
You are SO not FAT! whatever!
Hey Shawn! I want to link up with you & Mamarazzi for the April Vlog, but I'm having THE HARDEST time trying to find a place to host my video that doesn't take 72 hours to load. I tried Blogger (which, after 2 hours, still hadn't made any progress) and ImageShack (which after leaving overnight said, "no files were uploaded). Do you have any suggestions for places to host my vlog so I can link up?
I'm sort of tempted by the Go Girl, but then I'm a bit squicked out by the thought of cleaning it--it is used where a sink is generally not easily accessible. But then, I have no trouble going in the bushes.
Yikes about tornadoes! I have this awesome picture of you in my head though huddled up in your car, looking around all suspicious-like to make sure nobody is watching you get your iphone fix.
Yay for best friends visiting!
Hope you have so much fun!!
I am ROFL because I have never EVER in my life heard of Go Girl....and I would definitely be the one to pee all down my leg trying to use something like that...I feel like I'm finding out about sex for the first time!! It's almost like that....so funny to me!
I always clean when I have company and when my dear friend came over I had that same thought "she's a good enough friend to not care what a mess my house is..plus her's is always a mess when I visit her.." But I still cleaned anyways.
I'm the only person on the planet without an iPhone. I swear. It's sad. Like really really sad.
Seriously need the Go Girl for when we are out in public cause public bathrooms are just nasty.
I love that pic of you and your friend, awesome stuff!
Have a great weekend.
Yikes! I hate tornadoes but I am sure they will be heading this way soon enough. Glad you and your are ok. I hate weight! I hate worrying about it, I hate thinking about it... It just sucks. I think we should just be able to take it off like a bra at night.. hate those things too!
Have fun- but not too much with your friend :). And that really is the best type of company, the kind we don't have to clean for
that is too funny, but I may or may not have done the same thing, with the phone charging
Thanks for sharing
And since I'm late reading blogs I now know who IA was laughing at gaining 18 lbs in 18 months.
Girl. I've gained 18 lbs in a week before.
Okay, maybe not, but trust me, I bet I could put that on in way less time!
I don't think I could live without my iPhone!
I finally get the 18 lbs in 18 m comment over at IA!!
Um, no GoGirls in May. um k???
And tornados/ I didn't hear about that....so sorry for no power - yuck!
~Becca
I have gained some of my lost weight back and it sucks! My tight jeans were getting loose...and now they may be close to tight jeans again!
Ugh. You just reminded me that I need to make myself an appointment with my gynecologist.
Thanks, alot!
I hope you caught the sarcasm...
I'm not so sure I'd feel comfortable peeing in a funnel...
Well atleast your doc still told you you were smokin! That has GOT TO say A LOT about how you gain weight... you probably still look damn good. I hate you for that by the way. I am 5'1" so when I gain weight (which I have WAY too much) 5 lbs looks like 20 on my short body.
GoGirl... Ummm no thank you!
YAY for good friends. I am so late reading this, hope you guys had a GREAT time!!!
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