Name that kid...

Which one of my darling daughters did or said the following...


* "He had a friend ask me out for him. Seriously{yes, they say it too}! I told his friend to tell him that when he could grow a pair of beach balls big enough to ask me himself that I may consider it. He so needs to grow a pair."


* Had a "virtual sleepover" via Skype.


* Said, he is such a jackdonkey!


* Was busted with industrial size rolls, yes plural, of toilet paper on her possession. I honestly had a hard time being mad at this one, after all, I was the TPing Queen back in the day! 


* Accused her Daddy of being gender confused when she caught him watching New Moon...again.


* Yelled, "Mom, she just nipple crippled me!" 


* Nipple crippled her sister. 


* Was caught well after "lights out" was called with a book and book light in bed with her.


* Watched a dog eat its own vomit because that was better than cleaning it up herself. 


* Taunted me behind her Daddys back when he "over-ruled" me. An evil grin, a silent giggle and the wrapping motion around her pinkie finger where all involved. For the record I over-ruled Daddys over-ruling! Babe and I had a good laugh over this, those girls of ours posses each of our personalities and it's hard to stay mad when they use our own game against us!  


These girls of mine keep me on my toes and I love every minute of it!