It's week number 3 and IA, my incredible co-host who will be here in TWO days, and I are so glad you're back for another week!
Let me just start by saying I've been waiting all week to dump this one on you. All week I tell ya. I so need your affirmation!
American Pie-we all know the movie right? It was incredibly inappropriate and extremely funny! I believe it was responsible for coining the phrase MILF. Dad and Honey, this is where you STOP reading! I mean it, step away from your computer!
Now that they're gone if you don't know what a MILF is email me, I'll send you my cell number, we need to talk.
Anyway, I guess I'm a MILF. I have to say I'm embarrassed to tell you that. I'm not one to talk about myself like this, I don't really care for those that stroke their own ego, but since we're friends I feel safe telling you what's going on.
Apparently there are a few boys that go to Honey's school that think I'm a MILF and would like nothing more than for me to be a single Cougar with a wild side. Or someone who has no fear of the law or any morals what-so-ever!
Now I'm all for getting a compliment, who isn't right? And I've said several times that it feels good to be noticed in a respectful manner but shouldn't those doing the noticing at least be old enough to buy me a drink, that is assuming I wasn't happily married and would want a drink. If they're not old enough to buy me a drink they should at least be able to serve our country and vote for a decent President!
Now I'm not saying that these boys aren't little hotties, I'd be dead if I didn't notice. Let me just say they just aren't made like they were back in 1987! But there still needs to be some boundaries!
Seriously!
I am friends with several of Honey's friends on FB, I find it to be the easiest way to see what she and her friends are up to but I have rules. They have to be within the inner friendship circle. I must be able to recognize them and remember their first and last name. I would prefer to know their Mommas! You get the idea right, I'm not just accepting friendship from random 17 year old boys! That's a fast way to wind up in trouble or having my picture printed off the computer and...EWWW!!!!
If I have to ask my daughter who the person requesting my friendship is and her response is "Oh, he's one of my friends that thinks you're hot" that's cause for me to hit the "Not Now" button with zero hesitation or regret right?
Good. I'm so glad it's not just me that feels as if a line has been crossed!
What about you? What' on your mind? You can tell us, we're friends!
****Today is also the Monthly Vlog with Mamarazzi and me!****
Due to "technical issues" this has been removed.
Due to lack of interest the Monthly Vlog has been cancelled, this makes me sad! BUT don't worry, I'll still throw in a vlog every once and a while just so you can see what a MILF I am!
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You are totally a MILF. Especially in that pink number from yesterday. ;) I hope to be one someday.
I'm pretty sure Babe and Honey read the whole post.
I'm on my iPad and I can't see your vlog. I'll check it from my phone!
Omg! 2 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!
And Viv...in case you're reading this, I read your comment yesterday. I'm watching you!
I love that you're a MILF. That's so awesome. But I hear ya, it'd be way too creepy to be facebook friends with some lil boy that's all hormonal about it. No good can come of that!!
You are a super MILF! Who could blame anyone for thinking so?!
Hope you & IA have a fab time!
PS I can't see your vlog from my phone. But I'll be back to watch.
I can't see your video from my phone or iPad. Are you sure it's there? Stupid technology. I wanna see it!!!!
umm the MILF thing is...disturbing.
i love nutella and i like pretending it is healthy too, whatever works, right?
IDK...lol...you kill me.
OH I would kill to be a MILF.. yeah I have big boobs and that is it. The rest of me has slacked off with age and it needs to get back in line.. 2 more dayssss woot woot we expect vlogs of course ya'll know that right.
My sister THRIVES on getting hit on, and will in fact rub in her hubby's face what guy hit on her!!! She would so kill to be a MILF...I on the other hand get all weird and girly if some guy hits on me! LOL
You are totally a MILF! One HOT momma!!! :))
Completely forgot about the vlog - argh - can I get my life back on track please???????
~Becca
I didn't do the vlog vlog because I have no tips.
I vlogged my date night instead....which has no tips except don't wear heels in Downtown Denver.
I hope to be a MILF someday...but I'll be 51 when my son is in high school. I doubt that's going to happen..
You are so cute!!
I get up early and get lunches made.
I may not feel this way later but I hope when my sons are teenagers, some of their friends will think I'm a MILF. LOL.
Forgot the vlog thing--maybe tonight.
As for the MILF thing--hey if you've got it, appreciate it, just don't, you know, do any thing illegal.
once i figured out what MILF meant and yes i had to look it up i have to agree with the ladies before me you are wonderful. also loved the vblog love that you prep everything the night before so do because son does not do mornings well.
Punky is not old enough for her friends to behave like that (please, please let that be true), but I'd be right with you. I was a little lost just trying to figure out what to do when an old friend became a little too touchy at my recent high school reunion. I was flattered and pissed at the same time.
If I manage to crank out a post today, I'll totally link up!
Just popped back to watch your vlog - good tips! We love nutella on rice cakes!
DEJA!!! :))
We're not trash like that!!! :)))
~Becca
Way to go on being a MILF! I strive to be one someday...
Wait? I thought you looked like death in this video? Liar!
I avoid mornings on the regular. My husband leaves for work when my older kids go to school, so I put him in charge. WINNING!
You're such an overachiever...with the I love you note and whatnot...Way to make me feel like a bum!
Nutella is AMAZING!
I have the same Thirty-One bag!! Also, I used to have a German Shepherd that I adored...I think I already told you that before, no?
Okay, enough with my book of a comment here. Great vlog, gorg!
Nutella is awesome! But not as awesome as your tip to avoid mornings altogether (heehee). If only...
Hmm, I always thought I wanted to be a MILF, but maybe not :)
So IA is coming to visit??? Jealous!
I would wear that MILF title like a badge of honor!! :o) Own it!
Where are you from, by the way? I thought IA was coming to visit you in FL, but you don't really have a FL accent!
Your a total MILF!
Hope you and IA have a blast and we need a vlog of the visit!
Of course Honey's friends are going to notice a hot momma! Your fb conditions are totally right on.
What a nice MILF you are to make Peanut's breakfast for her! I think that smooth mornings start the night before too.
Do you ever forget to close the fridge door...?
You won't want to hear it, but my Number 1 tip for a smooth morning is to train the guys to do it themselves and stay out of the way until it's time to drive someone to school. Just Sayin'.
IA - wait... what comment...?
Oh. THAT comment. I was agreeing with you and meant it in the nicest way. :)
Um. I wanna be a MILF?
Oh, gotta come back to watch your vlog....got company!
I love you. Enough said.
I fucking love you!
I can't do the blog right now but yeah it's kinda flattering to be known as the hot mom but yeah, ignore the jailbait.
(Just FYI it's flattering when it is your daughter's friend, it's major gross when it's your mom's friend. ;) )
Is it wrong of me to wanna be a milf when I grow up? I guess that means I need to lose this baby weight. lol!
Yes...they really need to be old enough to buy you a drink. They should get to know Chris Hansen!
I got told I was a milf once. I don't have kids.
Is it bad that I aim to be a MILF? Only because that means that at my age, even the young crowd still thinks I'm rockin' it.... so that is a HUGE compliment.. you're gorgeous missy!!
where is my comment? i left one earlier this week and it got deleted.
you are a MILF. your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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