So here's what I'd like to say Forget You to this week.
Forget You Insomnia! I'm not sure what I ever did to piss you off but I do believe you have punished me enough. Now if you will please leave so I can get a consistent and continual 8 hours a night the bags under my eyes and I would very much appreciate it!
Forget You Constipation! Yeah, I went there. I think in another couple of hours my pretty green eyes may turn shit brown {see what I mean, such a potty mouth} if this alien living inside of me doesn't vacate the premises.
Forget You 18 Pounds! I'm trying to shed this weight that has gradually crept up on me over the past 19 months. It's causing my pants to not fit comfortably and breathing while sitting difficult. I have lost 8 pounds in the past 3 weeks but damn it, {I know, I know, shut it!}I want the other half to my peanut butter and honey sandwich on soft fresh honey wheat bread right now!
Forget You Laziness! I'm not so sure what's going on but all I want to do lately is eat peanut butter and honey sandwiches and lay around watching TV. The TV thing is what's most concerning to me since I never watch it. Maybe if I could check things off my to-do list and go outside for a walk with the dogs I would feel better. Or I could forget this freaking healthy lifestyle, let the looming to-do list grow longer, poor myself a drink and sit on my fat ass {whatever} all day!
Nah, I say Forget You to all the negatives running through my head. I'm a lucky woman with a husband who loves me and 2 beautiful, healthy daughters and 3 really cool dogs. It's time to pull my boots up and get out of this huge, heaping pile of shit {come on I deserve that one} I've been wallowing in. And while I'm up I need to go put some money in the cuss jar, dammit {bite me, I'm not paying for that one!} I'm gonna be fat and broke by the first of the year.
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I've been wallowing lately too. Boo.
I already fat and broke. LOL
Potty mouth!!! LMAO I would be even broker if I had a cuss jar, I need to watch the bad words.
Now I am wanting a peanut butter and honey sandwich, that is sounding pretty good.
You are so funny. I love your potty mouth! It's filthy and I dig it.
So only 10 pounds to go! GOOD FOR YOU! I'm still trying to lose the same 25 that I was at this time last year. I'm not very disciplined.
Constipation huh? This may be due to your peanut butter and honey fascination. Just sayin'...
Lazy is NEVER a word I would use to describe you. EVER.
Love your dirty face!
Sometimes I wonder what the benefit would be of putting a cuss jar on my desk here at work (I work with a bunch of cussing men), but then I wonder who would actually contribute to it or who would just be like, "Fuck you".
Anyway...
Do you think if we THINK about losing 18 pounds it will happen?? If we think really hard? Positive thoughts?? Aren't there people out there who claim the power of positive thinking works really well?? :)
Oh for fawks sake, I just wrote this big reply and it fawking disappeared. FAWK!
haha you are so awesome.
My insomnia must be related to yours. I really wish it would get the hint that it has way out stayed it's some what dubious welcome. And I won't get started on the constipation. Really I won't get started--stupid constipation.
What have you been watching on TV?
Insomnia is not fun. I suffer from it too. It definitely deserves a forget you. And when you figure out how to get that motivation going, let me know. I don't know how to get mine moving either.
Thanks for linking up!
Of course you're a lucky woman...but we're all entitled to vent. (Especially on Fridays!)
I have the WORST insomnia and have for years. Nothing really helps it. That wasn't very reassuring, was it?
I know this is way TMI..but hey, I'm gonna go there. After I had my c-section..I didn't use the bathroom for FIVE weeks. I'm not even lying to you.
Congrats on being 8 pounds down..that's major!
Love ya!
Congrats on the 8 pounds. (Perhaps if you could just poop, you could lose the rest...? No?)
I've been all stopped up lately too (TMI, I know) but at least I have been sleeping...
I don't know how you could possibly in a million years refer to yourself as lazy though. You are one of the busiest Mamas I know.
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