Today I'm linking up with one of the coolest bloggers I know, Mrs. Boobies, for her Fawk You Friday! This chick tells it how it is, no-holds-barred, she's the real deal y'all! Wanna know how I now? Because I am cool enough to text her, that's how! Boo-Ya!
Fawk, it's not a bad word. Does it imply a bad word? Yes. Do I care? No, not really! Sometime you just need to say... AWE FAWK!
HA! I love how liberating that feels!
I'd like to say get Fawked to anyone who wants to stir up drama, talk behind others backs, put on an innocent facade, beat the same questionably true topic over and over and over again, work hard to take away from others trying to get a clean start and not own up to their wrong doings! Grow a pair, admit when you've been caught and move the Fawk on! I have!
Hey teacher, yes you the one who has it out for my girl...Fawk off! Her phone wasn't in her possession when your bat-like-sonar-ears heard it vibrate, she was at the table on the other side of the room doing her project. You also had no right to dig through her backpack without permission. And for the record the shorts that's she's wearing today, the ones you busted her for dress code on, she's worn them almost weekly for the past 7+ weeks. Why don't you concentrate on the sleaze-bag in the front row with her bra straps showing and her boobs hanging out or the same sex PDA that's going on in the hallway and leave my kid alone. Mkayy Punkin! Oh, and if you need help getting whatever it is wedged up your ass out please let me know, I know a good heavy equipment operator that can help with the extraction!
I had a great big OH Fawk moment this week when I received one of the worst phone calls ever from a friend. Even though she does not read my blog I won't go into details, it's a horribly painful story that truly shook me to the core. I hung up, thought I was going to get physically ill and started crying! I just cannot understand why some people do the horrible, disgusting things they do! This one will take a very long time to recover from, if recovery is even an option!
Thanks for letting me vent Boobies!