Talk To Us Tuesday, you know that time of the week were you can tell Impulsive and I anything because we're friends! We promise not to hold anything against you or judge you...maybe.
Hopefully all of you know that IA has spent the last 5 days with me and my family, if not where have you been?!!? We have a had a great time and I am very sad to be taking her to the airport probably as you're reading this!
I do want to give you a heads up if you have already read or are planning on reading her post...SHE LIES...A LOT! She has a list of things that she claims to have happened during her visit, she also is listing things she claims I said. Now, I may or may not have done and said most of those things but the way she's translating them to you makes them seem so much worse than they really were!
Seriously, can you trust or believe anything that comes out of the mouth of someone who licks the guacamole bowl at a restaurant?
Or drinks this many margaritas...at lunch!
I thought you'd see it my way!
Here are a few highlights from her visit.
We went out for dinner with some of my girlfriends and she had Cuban food for the very first time.
While we were there we were busted by an older gentleman for not talking to each other. What he was not able to understand was that we were all busy signing each other in and sending FB friend requests.
She drank her beloved Captain for breakfast!
We ate penis shaped bacon.
She accepted a proposal from my girlfriend Karen. If you want to hear more about that make sure to go watch her video here!
Speaking of video, here's a little something we put together just for y'all. Hopefully you'll find it as funny as we did!
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I DO NOT lie. I DID NOT lie in my post and I DID NOT drink all of those drinks!!!! But I could have. They were THAT good.
That video makes me laugh. HARD.
Cuban food is ah-mazing isn't it? I bet it's sooo good in Florida. If I ever get to visit, we are getting mojitos and cuban sandwiches first thing!
Penis shaped bacon! Ok you guys need to market that.
Lol, yes, IA has a very tight booty in that video. I love my dirty vampire bloggy bff. So freakin funny ya'll!!
Mmmm I love me some Cuban food. LOOOOVE the penis bacon... you should totally market that shiz!
LOVED the video. I was laughing HARD. You two are crackpots. I am soooo glad you guys had such an awesome time. I can't wait for more!!!
I notice that you left all of the pics of you with soiled pants off of your blog....sadly IA could not restrain herself in the same manner. I think the guacamole pic was the least she deserved!
For some reason I want bacon now...
You two are so freaking funny! I think I pee'd a little cause I was laughing so hard.
That bacon is OBSCENE!!
IA does awesome push-ups.
Everyone needs penis shaped bacon in the morning.
I'd love to see wild alligators--too bad they come in those places with large bugs.
Glad you had a great time.
I would definitely drink that many margaritas for lunch. And have Captain for breakfast (and penis shaped bacon, sure)...AND I would definitely lick out the guacamole bowl. These things are just normal, aren't they?? ;)
You had me at penis shaped bacon!
The only thing that would've topped this visit==would have been you girls getting arrested...on Cops! :)
Love you both...you're dollfaces!
Mmm, who wouldn't want penis shaped bacon!
Oh my. You girls had a lot of fun! Maybe too much. lol!
penis shaped bacon.. haha that is fantastic.
glad you guys had so much fun! xoxo
I just came from reading her post- glad she exaggerates ;)
And your poor bladder- I feel for you
I'm glad my husband isn't here to see me laughing...tears rolling...cuz seriously...he's like Myya's hubs and would totally call me gay.
You guys are hilarious! So is it safe to say that when you're doing laundry it is because you've peed again? Hilarious! It looks like you guys had such a great time! pee-pee and all!
I'm linking up, but I'm boring.
Looks like you gals had a blast. I enjoyed the video- lots of laughs!
So glad you guys had a great time!!!
OMG!!!!!! BECONNIE BALLS!!!!!!
Can't believe that I am just now watching this!!!! ILOVE THE SHOUT OUT!!!
I WANT MORE!
~Becca
Ohhh I only caught bla bla bla FOOD :) I think I may need to revisit the hilarity, although I did watch the video.
that was the best video ever you guys look like you had a blast and go IA for the push ups she rocks
I'm feeling all lonely and stuff so I came back to watch our video. I laughed. A LOT. I love us. We're funny!
Sounds like you girls had mucho fun IA u were so tossed and i loved it!! lol you girls rocks
Loves and likes ya<3
Gigi
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