Talk To Us Tuesday ~ The one where I'm an epic failure!

Need to talk? Well you've come to the right place because IA and I want to listen, or at least pretend we do. It's that time of the week were you can say what you want to say and not worry about being judged because we're friends! 


This will be my last post about IA's visit because I suck and all of my material is gone! As in dis-a-freaking-peered! 


Yep, that's right I'm an epic failure! Last week while my partner in blogging crime IA was here we shot some pretty fabulous videos! I edited one or two for her that were shall we say, humiliating. The plan was once she was gone I was going to do a little magic of my own to make her look equally assholic. I think she may have been on to me. I also think she may have snuck into my office and messed with my program because everything is GONE! Not only does she have all of the pictures but now the videos of her being stupid are no where to be found! Coincidence? 


I do have a video of us passing out shout-outs to our Austin girls, Connie, My Chihuahua Bites, Boobies and Raven but honestly it's kinda lame so I'm opting not to include it. I can tell you that I am shades of pissed right now! 


I have a 5 minute video that has no sound, it's a freaking silent movie y'all! What fun is that, especially if it's staring the two of us?!!? I also have six copies of the video she's showing on her blog today, the one where I offer proof that one, I'm far from a lady and two, I have no bladder control. Please promise you'll still love me after you watch it?!!


SERIOUSLY! Am I the only one that smells a rat here?


Because I have no funny or embarrassing video I've decided to tell you how I know IA is no longer here.


* I have several full bottles of diet coke sitting in the pantry.
* My children have stopped using inappropriate language {she taught them horrible things while she was here!}. 
* I found her panties in the backyard. They had been digested. Apparently Rogue likes IA more than I thought or it could just be her flavor of crotch candy, who knows.
* Jason, the man that fell in love with her and called her his Kryptonite, keeps calling to see if she can come outside to play. I need to figure out how to block his number! 
* My neighbors have stopped calling to complain of strange, loud and late hour laughing.
* I receive random text messages from her instead of her yelling across the house for me.
* My husband is telling me what he's texting her instead of telling me what he just said to her, {nothing strange here people, just a bond over their love for me and the Green Bay Packers}.
* My sides no longer hurt from laughing. 
* The recycling bin doesn't have empty bottles of Captain in it this week.
* The cabinet still has 2 bottles of Captain in it! 


I miss you friend and cannot wait to see you and the rest of our Austin crew in May! 

It's been a roller-coaster of a week even though it's only Tuesday. The last few days have been quit a ride and I am in much need of some R&R with my girl Natalie. I'm counting down the days until I'm heading your way Nat!

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