How many times can you take your own picture, thinking you look much hotter than you really are, and post it on Face Book! Someone needs to love you enough to tell you to get a clue. Let me help you out a little ~ You're a 40+ year old woman dressed like a hooker offering a rebate. You're wearing too much make up, showing entirely too much cleavage and not acting like you should when your daughter is your FB friend and watching you! In my opinion you're just fishing for compliments by continually posting inappropriate pictures taken with your camera phone. I find this very sad but enough is enough already!
How many mint Hershey's Kisses can you eat before you need to seek professional help? These little suckers are stupid good!
How many times can you run over the same piece of whatever on the carpet with the vacuum before you finally give up, bend over, pick it up, and
How many times do you have to ground your teenage daughter from life for having a messy room before she finally gets a freaking clue and cleans it?
How many times do you have to nicely tell your husband that 'the garbage goes to the curb tonight' before you either earn the title of bitchy, nagging wife?
How many times do you have to tack the garbage to the curb yourself at midnight before your husband finally gets a clue and does his one household duty?
How many times do you have to be blatantly flirted with before the mans wife gets pissed or your husband stops thinking its funny and steps in?
How many Christmas cards do you send out? My list has grown this year. I'm thrilled that I found what I think to be a beautiful card for a reasonable price, no making them myself this year. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they will be in todays mail so I can get them addressed and mailed by Thursday.
How many pictures will I share today?
Three...
Last Friday my bestie took our picture for this years Christmas card. Now I won't show you the ones that I chose for the card but I will share a few that I love. I'll share my card a few days after it's mailed, I want my family and civilians {I think that's what Viv {or was it JK?} called them} to see them before my iFreinds see them. This year, thanks to Vivienne, the card is free of spelling and grammar errors, unlike this post I'm sure!
My wonderful and insane family
I love my crazy girls
After almost 25 years this man still makes my heart beat fast!
Now it's your turn, what are you talking about today?
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What did I post on fb? Did I take a pic of my boobs? DAMN IT. I was really drunk.
Kisses: I bet you can eat 149 before you actually throw them all up.
Vacuum: I usually give it 3 tries before I pick it up and throw it back down.
Groundings: 578.
Garbage: 2 before you're considered nagging (in M's book)
I need more details on the flirting incident please.
Cards: I sent out 80. Oy.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the pics!! And I love your face!
I decline to answer most of the questions. Except the Christmas card one. Because that's kind of the only one I remember and I don't want to scroll back up.
I actually mailed out cards this year. I think I sent out 9! I did not make my own cards. I found some cute ones by Taylor swift that had glitter. What more can I ask for.
haha, oh man, so the fb thing is hilarious to me because my GRANDMOTHER is that woman. It's very very sad the type of inappropriate pictures she puts up. She's always been an attention whore, even in her 70s!
My hubs one household duty is the garbage too, but I get ocd about it and put it out for him. You should hear him grumble when I ask him to take it out! Like I just asked for the world!! Maybe their duty should be toilet scrubbing? I bet they'd appreciate that garbage duty a LOT more!
Ugh, who was the cheeky monkey who kept flirting? I hope that stopped.
I sent out about 40 Christmas cards this year. I cheated and used a picture from last year which I totally regret now.
Love the family photos. You're all gorgeous!
I was convinced that I was the only one that did that whole vacuum thing---I feel so normal now....
The garbage issue is an ongoing one in our house..I feel your pain.
Alright, alright - I'll stop posting my damn sexy pictures ok????
I sent out 140 Christmas Cards and I'm guess I won't even get half that sent to me....:(
~Becca
FB pictures crack me up. I really hate the ones where they are standing in front of a mirror.
Kisses are the best! It is so hard to stop eating them.
Love your family photos!
We are going to attempt to send Christmas cards this year. I'm thinking no on the Christmas letter. Anyone who would be interested already knows what has happened to us.
I give it about 4 tries on the vacuum--I have little boys and they like to drop sticky stuff on the floor.
They have mint hershey kisses? I'm going to have to find me some of those. My hips thank you.
First, your family photos are ADORABLE!
With that said...I love the thought of a hooker offering a rebate. Times are tough! ;)
I'm guilty of numerous attempts at picking up items with the vacuum. Come to think of it, this is probably why I go through so many of them.
Teenagers don't get a clue...not until they're at least 25. Truth!
Love the pictures!
I'm sending out 50 cards. That is about 10 more than last year because I made up with my family. HA!
You have no idea, NONE, how much I want to take your first "How Many" and post it on my own personal FB page. I know more than one person who needs to hear it!! And the Xmas card pictures are SO good, I love them!
Loving the family photos! I gave up on Christmas cards last year. By the time we sent to family, friends & coworkers there were over 100. That just sucked messing with them.
My teenager only cleans her room when she is wanting something.
The Hubs here takes the garbage out to early. He literally goes through the house Sunday afternoon and pulls all the trash bags and leaves the empty cans just sitting there... Of course you never notice until you have something messy to throw away and there is no stupid bag in the can. LOL
I'm guilty of the vacuum thing... and I've seen a lot of people who take a bagillion photos of themselves on fb with their camera phone and truthfully camera phones aren't the most flattering photo snappers :)
Oh, I know one of those Facebook moms...hahaha...
And TELL ME ABOUT IT with the mint Hershey Kisses! Actually, I also bought CANDY CANE KISSES - they're white with red stripes and little bits of candy cane in them. The best part is that my usual "chocolate loving" visitors don't like them. More for me!!!!
Your pics are awsome - beauty family :)
Ya know, there was a blogger who does this and poses in the weirdest ways and while I think she's really trying, it annoys me so I quit checking her blog. Isn't the whole room thing a control issue? Its the only thing she thinks she has control over... so, go in her room with a trash bag and put all the crap in it and leave it somewhere obvious.. maybe that will help. Explaining that she didn't care enough to take care of her room or items, so lets TRASH EM! I love your pictures.. I'm the same way about sharing pictures pre-card send.. but I did add a few to my blog facebook prematurely... i send a card to the universe. LOVE LOVE LOVE cards!!
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i'm pleading the fifth on all questions except the hershey kisses for in my world you can never eat to much choclate of any kind.
- It is sad how many people are so desperate for praise and affection and what they do to get it
--I have totally done the vacuum thing so many times!
--and sounds like that other guy needs to be smacked
-- I am sending out 50 cards because that is how many I won-- there are a few more people I should send them out to but that is how many I have
Dammit I am sorry about the pics.. I mean first people tell me I need to take more now people bitch cause I am.. tooooottallllyyy kidding bwhahaha .. The vacuum I have no clue hubby does that. ahem along with the trash without a fight. I know you may sign up for my e course after the first of the year.. its called barter and trade* raises eyebrows knowingly.
Love the pics and holy shiznit you guys are too young to have been together 25 years there is no way..
I do the thing with the vacuum all the time. :)
I love your pictures...so pretty.
Hersheys. I can't tell you.
Really. I'd have to kill you.
I totally missed TUTT today! Damn.
I ALMOST thought we had the same FB friend, but the one I'm thinking of photoshops the hell out of everything, calls herself a "photographer" and then uses that as a way do post pictures of herself to get compliments.
Erg. I'm probably too bitter today ;-)
I cracked up through this whole post!
I am not on FB enough to get bugged by those pictures, but I certainly have seen them. Love the hooker offer a rebate line!
I have not had the mint Hershey's kisses (and now know to stay away from them) but I definitely HAVE done that with the lint while vacuuming. :)
I have no teenage daughters, but the boys are probably just as bad. They do, however, take the garbage out to the curb every Sunday night without a fight. (They bring the cans back in too.)
I don't get flirted with. (I think I put off a scary vibe)
I just LOVE the photos and can't wait to see more. You have a beautiful family and I'm glad you found the two minuscule corrections were helpful. (I'm the one who calls my non-bloggy friend civilians.)
oh. And I ordered 250 of our Christmas cards because there are 238 names on our list. Scary, right?
xoxo
Sorry to link and run. Major issues with my computer. And thanks for the heads up on my post trying to cheat and be apart of the link. I have NO clue how that happened. I swear I just copied the code from IA. So weird.
Anyways, LOVE your family pictures! You have such a beautiful family!
Those mint kisses are sooooo dang good! I might need to go with you to get some help with quitting that addiction. ;)
aw so cute pic of you and hubs!
hahahahaha omg i loved your post today. so fabulous.
Where are you today, Boo? You haven't blogged since TTUT!
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