Talk To Us Tuesday, the only day of the week were you get to say whatever you feel to your fabulous friends IA and me, Seriously Shawn! So...let's tawk, what's on your mind? {Totally said in my best Jersey accent}
Today my inner bitch is making an appearance...Deal with it people.
I cannot stand smelly people. Yep, it's really just that simple. Smelly people suck! Seriously people take a little pride in yourself and wash...daily...under and in-between all of your places!
I hate when I see someone walking in my direction and I know I need to take and deep breath and hold it while they walk past but for some reason I don't, perhaps it's my inner angel telling me to be nice, I don't know. But what I do know is that when I get a bog ol' wife of dirty naught bits I want nothing more than to punch her in the throat!
GAGGING!
I think what I hate more than that, if that's even possible, is the smell of sour clothes! Seriously people if you take the clothes out of the washer within a reasonable length of time they won't smell like nasty soured dish rags! Nothings worse than taking a nice hot shower only to dry off and smelling worse than before you showered.
I sat next to someone at the movies, The Hunger Games to be exact, who's clothes had that smell. I wonder if she thought I was strange for keeping my nose under the collar of my shirt the entire movie?
Again, I have to say, seriously! Is this a smell that only a few lucky people can smell?
What makes you hide your nose under your collar?
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You should never smell inmates then. They smell so horrid. I hate body odor. HATE IT. And onions smell like body odor so...yeah. gross. I have to rub hand sanitizer in my nose to be able to make it through an interview with some of these inmates. horrid
I'm super sensitive to smell - I can't say that I would have buried my nose in my collar sitting next to a smelly person in the theater - I'd have to move to a different seat! :)
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LOL, I find issues with that stuff too. At the movies, I almost always have to sit next to some fruit who has put jalapenos in their popcorn, which is one of the nastiest smell combos of all time, if you ask me. Point being: people who smell probably have a very limited sense of smell and hence, have no idea.
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The smell of funky body makes me want run the other way.
There are also certain dryer sheets that make me gage!
Whatever my MIL is using....falls under this category!
Recently, I ran into the same problem. We aren't a third world country where people HAVE to live in filth. This is all brought on by laziness and no sense of pride period.
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I find this post extremely funny, considering what IA posted today! haha!! (I know, different kind of smelly...lol)
I know this stink. I've sat beside it, ran into it, talked to it before. blech.
I know that stink. I annoys me when I do that to myself, but sometimes I don't realize I left the laundry in the washer to long until it's too late. Please don't hate me! :)
I'm right there with you...smelly people stink!! :)
Literally.
I feel the EXACT same way. I am also not falling for the inner angel b/c I really do hold my breath and pray I took a deep enough hold so that I don't smell the after pass smell. you know what I mean? the lingering smell that follows? I am with you. Sucks-lets not forget the people who threw their clothes in the dirty hamper and then 14 days later go dig it out to wear and it has the under dirty clothes smell! GROSS!
I used to work in a chiropractors office and we would sometimes get the granola types in who reeked of pachouli. I can't stand pachouli. Of course, those that bathed in perfume were almost as bad.
Whew... glad I had my shower this morning.
I cannot tell you how often we will redo a load of towels because they didn't dry enough and sat in the dryer too long slightly damp. Ugh.
My sons learned to do their own laundry in elementary school and only had to forget their clothes in the washer once to learn never to do it again.
I will gag in a heartbeat if I smell something disgusting. I can't stand cigarette smoke on clothes, the kind that smells like you have just been chain smoking in a bubble. Gross!
I think it's hilarious that we both posted about stinky stuff.
There is NOTHING worse than soured laundry. Dish rags get that way quickly around here and it makes me want to vomit when I can smell it on my hands. So sitting next to someone in a theater would drive me crazy too.
And I'm convinced that some people don't wipe their ass after they take a shiz because they just smell like they shiz themselves. That could be a HELL thing...
I'm right there with you!
Absolutely hate smelly clothes/people.
My mother in law dries her bath towels on the radiator and I just can't stand using her towels...makes me smell like wet dog after a nice shower!
What's the point!
I had a friend who would never wash her hair and she smelled ALFUL - I loved her dearly but man she stunk!!!
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I walk through Walmart with my nose in my collar.
Ugh! I bet that made it hard to enjoy the movie.
I hate skunk smell! Aaack!
That is a long movie to sit next to someone stinky! Wow!
Oh, and there may be a reason that God did not give you boys. (They are stiiiiinky!)
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