Today is Talk To Us Tuesday which means that tomorrow is IA comes to town Wednesday! Are y'all jealous that we're getting another visit in this year? I'm super excited to see her and that huge belly, maybe we'll come up with a name for that baby boy she's cookin' while she's here! Thanks to said baby boy there will be no drunk videos next week...unless she spikes my drink and gets me stupid...stranger things have happened.
Today, after I get my boobies squeezed {I'm such a lucky girl!}, I'm coming home to clean, I can't have her telling "her house was filthy" stories when she leaves! The newly decorated guest bedroom is waiting for her, which reminds me I never posted pictures of it. It's so gorgeous! I'll put taking pictures on today's to-do list.
So the funny I promised....
I am the youngest of four, three girls and one boy. My brother "Bubba" {now there's a baby boy name for ya IA!} is the best big brother a girl could ask for. He has always minded his own business, has never gotten between his sisters and is smart enough to have never chosen a side when we're disagreeing, although I'm fairly confident he would choose me if push came to shove. Anyway, Honey went up north for a visit again this summer and since her best friend is my brothers son she spent the majority of her time there. I'm not sure what happened to make her write this letter/contract but the story that followed her penning it is the funny I'm sharing.
She called to tell me about the letter and insisted on reading it to me. It wasn't until she was half way through his addition that she realized what had happened. She stopped and said "heeeeyyyyyy, I didn't write that!" I could hear my brother and his family laughing in the background and I was thrilled that she was getting a small taste of what having a big brother is really like.
The letter...
Apparently a can of "spray legs" {love that stuff} exploded in her purse, or her carry on bag, during the flight and it looked like, well, shit in her purse. He ran with that her entire 4 week visit. You gotta love big brothers!
Me and my Bubba
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You have the same family dynamic I have - 3 girls and a boy. Only my brother was a year younger than me, which I usually lorded over him. ;) He and I always tried to get my two sisters in trouble, but our plans always seemed to backfire. :)
That contract totally cracked me up - the additional verbiage is something my brother would do.
WooHoo! You get to hang with IA for a week! Can't wait to read all about it - and pictures, lots and lots of pictures! :)
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Thanks for hosting! I only have sisters... my dad swore he put midol directly in the water!
oh wow you two are going to have sooooo much fun!! Can't wait to read all about it :)
i was raised with 6 brothers boys are always doing stupid stuff around here
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I had one younger brother. It didn't get interesting until he grew bigger than me and then he got all protective and stuff.
Looking forward to the fun of the visit--tempered with insane amounts of jealousy, but I'll keep that to myself and live vicariously through updates and what you blog. Have a good time you two.
I have a younger brother. He THINKS he's funny. He's really a jackass, but I guess I love him anyways. ;) One time, we were both wearing sweatshirts - mine was from the local bar, Gavan's, and his was from his university, Carleton U. He suddenly says, "Hey! I just realized we're both wearing sweatshirts that display our greatest achievements in life!"
Like I said...Jackass. LOL
Hope you & IA have a BLAST!! :)
I have one younger brother and he is pretty mean. Once when we was younger, he had a broken arm and it was in a cast. I took his bacon off his plate and then he hit me in the nose with his cast...hurt bad lol But we do get along pretty good since we've grown up.
Have fun with IA and I can't wait to see pics :)
too funny about tan in a can!!
Have fun with IA. Hugs.
Now that's awesome! I never got to experience brothers, come to think of it, I never experienced sisters either.
Wait.
Did you say HUGE BELLY?
I'm pretty sure you'll get throat-punched for that!
Brothers are soooo different! I love his sense of humor though!
lol. My big brother has always been something of a punk, so I have no funny stories. Only that his son has provided him with a LOT of payback. ;-)
I have a baby brother who is quite the Babbage as well. It that what you call him or his real name! Love the picture of the two of you. How sweet. That letter is hilarious!
I have two older brothers and the stories of how they constantly pick on me... well they are never ending. I wouldn't change a thing though...
I always wanted a big brother so that I could have these moments to look back on. Instead I had a bratty younger brother haha!
This will be funny to look back on when she is grown!
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