About



This is me. 

I am Seriously Shawn. 


With me what you see is what you get unless you're looking at this picture, then truth be told I edited the crap out of it! I took it myself and I cannot even begin to tell you how many shots it took to make my waist look that small, my chest so firm and my wrinkles nearly nonexistent! I cropped out my tree trunk legs and deepened the color to make my tan look fresh. My hair is heavily highlighted and due to an accident when I was 10 my front 6 teeth aren't really mine but thanks to Dr. L they look it and they're very white! The only thing remotely real in this picture are my boobs. I say remotely because they are being pulled up and held in place by one heck of a support bra where they once sat all shades of perky on their own.  




Yep, that's me just being crazy! I am a 40 year old control freak who doesn't posses the ability to say no. I stay busy at my girls school but more often than not can be found sitting behind my computer.



I promise to keep it real here, to do my best not to bore or offend you and because laughter is so very important in my opinion I will do my best to make you laugh even if it means sacrificing myself! 


Thanks for stopping by, I hope you come back again and again.
~S 
 
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